The statistical chances of that many military members in one place being all white is zero.

I mean, how fucking lazy do you need to be not to bother to learn the words to the song when you know people are going to watching to see if you know them? Did it interfere with his Fox and Friends time? Jesus.

Remember this is the same man who has a Benihana, a Starbucks and a dry cleaning facility, built into his backyard. Frankly I’m surprised his monthly expenses aren’t higher.

Most disturbing is the fact that there is some white Trumpite racist lunatic hacker who is relentless and continuing their vendetta against Joy for speaking truth to power and apparently authorities have made no attempt to stop them/catch them.

‘You’re the Scottie Pippen of warriors. You’re the Keyshia Cole of warriors.’

Are we going to get 2 mailbags a week now? Or maybe take turns? I mean, I really like Crockett Jr.’s chill non-responses as much as I like Harriot’s angry ones. Oh! Maybe they can both respond to the same letters, double the responses, double the fun.

I. live. for. shit-talking!

Are you a Hotep, Chad?

I’m hoping Michael is out doing more research and getting proper potato salad somewhere. Today’s column is really going to confuse those just stumbling on to this post. Nice break, Stephen.

I want a The Root e-Satchel!

You had me at “that’s a male Becky.” And bonus points for spelling “Stephen” the correct way!

Who the fuck doesn’t have paprika in their spice collection?!?

Didn’t SeriousWarrior2 team up with MachoGuy2 to wrestle BulkBrogan in the early 90s or something?

“...because Micheal isn’t here I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

ground cayenne pepper > paprika

Chad sounds like a rapist. I’ll bet Chad’s a rapist.

Stephen, you added to my #blackboyjoy today. Thank you.

“African Americans like you must somehow learn to tolerate and accept the legitimacy and dignity of black people who do not necessarily think like you or agree with currently fashionable ideas in the black community.”

Please do more of these. Not that I don’t like Michael but sometimes you need someone to show up, have no clue what’s going on. Talk shit to everyone and just bounce.

<3