yeshacallahan
Yesha Callahan
yeshacallahan
Bye, Kinja! It's been fun (occasionally).

...these people disgust me.

It is tough to start the day being insanely jealous of a third grader. She is competent enough to save her friend’s life, she gets to be mayor for the day, and her headband is amazing. I’ve been alive for more than 40 years and have never accomplished anything like that.

I get that colorism is a big issue in India and it makes sense that a light skin Indian woman like nimrata nikki haley randhawa is stooping for the Republicans.

Let’s admit for argument’s sake that she really believed Valerie Jarrett was white. There’s still the “Muslim brotherhood” part. There are 1.4 billion Muslims in the world but the Muslim brotherhood organization was born in Egypt so I’m going to assume she meant “Arab”or more likely “Middle-eastern” because I’m pretty

For what? Being a horrible person on social media since Obama was elected? Calling Susan Rice an ape years ago? Believing in Hillary and Pizzagate? Calling the Parkland kids crisi actors THE NIGHT THE REBOOT AIRED, being a Sandy Hook Truth, an Obama birther, etc. etc, etc. She has been like this for YEARS, so shame on

I’m in shock. The nerve, the audacity (insert Drake sigh here).....Jezebel also chose to cover this photo, and their comments are, to borrow their favorite word, problematic. Don’t know why I decided to read the article, but I left the site with a few more wrinkles in my forehead and a mild headache. They can’t be

So did he smoke a blunt or a joint?! Such a big difference in smell. I mean, you’re fucked either way. But the BALLS on someone bringing a preroll on a plane. Eat a brownie!

The whole flight is like an hour, from terminal to terminal. This kinda shit is the reason they put potheads in rehab.

African Americans?... isn’t he Canadian?...note to Drizzy: blackface is NEVER a good look. No matter the context. That look is a big fat middle finger to everyone

Using this as cover art was just another brilliant move on Pusha T’s part. Not only does it expose his problematic past, it destroys the brand Drake’s trying to build AND it claps back at Drake using Jamaican slang on his initial response to Push.

Calling a track Duppy and dipping into patois is just another form of

1. The pretense for the stop was weaker than water.

That “These are his truths,” line is gold

This apology is wack. He could have easily addressed the struggles of African American actors by just wearing the damn Jim Crow Couture clothes, which still would have been problematic af. You just don’t go blackface. That’s a rule. You can’t equate your light-skinned/biracial privileges to the suffering of dark-skin

“the mother raccoon staked her claim to the home with a stare-down with Shamley outside the home.”

Fun Fact: most wild raccoons carry various diseases in their gut that makes their feces toxic to humans (e.g., you can get a potentially fatal roundworm infection from handling, or even inhaling, raccoon shit).

This is the dumbest reality ever. I swear I need to talk to the management.

Well I am glad she is not paying any rent but all in all, this is pretty hilarious, I do hope she can at least get her belongings back and eventually her security deposit. And if she does get her material things, she has to decontaminate them. I hope she starts a gofundme for reimbursement of belongings and moving