That was my first thought too. I’ve lived in houses that made me think “I bet raccoons regularly wreck this joint,” but that house did not make me think such a thing. These raccoons have good taste.

I saw him speak in 1990. When the news hit about this incident, I could not believe it. But the media coverage really made me change my mind at the time, I was shocked. I remember the man hunt for him all over the news. I actually thought he must have lost his mind, instead of omg he is being set up again. The man I…

it’s amazing how our country’s very stupid collective fear of muslims makes the shitty prison system even worse

ricky’s contributions seem to fare in plain notice of his community....Pluto is always stirring up this venomous lake from which the descendants of enslaved Africans sup. all i know to say is, trust the police anyways.

I’ve never wanted big Pharma to drop the hammer on anyone.......until now! Bring Forth the Dogs of War Sanofi! Get those lawyers on this one!

I bet you that the voice reading “side effects may include” at the end of Ambien commercials is going to start adding “may cause racism” just to cover themselves.

Yesha, that picture, tho. lol How perfect is your petty, tho?

Trash pandas will wreck your shit fast. I hope she starts escrowing that rent, landlords act fast, and you can almost always block an eviction, because you have a paper trail that you’re paying. After living in several shitty Baltimore sublets, I figured that one out.

Ewww think of the mess!!

A friend of mine took Ambien for the first time, went to brush her teeth, and woke up on the bathroom floor with toothpaste everywhere and the toothbrush in her hand LOL what the HELL.

“New studies show racism to be a side effect of ambien. Roseanne receives undeserved backlash. Visit my friend B̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶H̶i̶c̶k̶s̶ Alex Jones at infowars for more information.”

If I wasn’t married, I would say it perfectly in the sentence “Yesha, I would love to take you on a date to a wonderful restaurant that has wonderful Yelp reviews because you are the bees knees” Or something like that

What...? It’s one of the oldest, obscure rules in grammar. A E I O U sometimes Y and W

It kind of sucks for the other people on the show, like the hundreds of people who work on the show. They should do what they did with every other series that “loses” a main actor, spin it off with a lookalike or pretend the character dies.

I can’t wait to see all the people trying to invoke the 1st Amendment about this.

When I said I hope she gets cancelled within the next year I didn’t think it would happen within a few hours!! Praise Him!

If I have screenshots of my manager at Starbucks sending me racist memes, which the company decided to ignore when I reported it over a year ago, who should I send those to?