Wow... Forty billion. Apparently, R. Kelly has so many fans they add up to more then four times the Earth’s population. That’s a neat trick.

“As long as I got the ball, the world is on defense.”

But he isn’t wrong. He should have ALREADY been pushed out of the spotlight after pee tape. The whole issue with Aaliyah was bad enough but once he got past the mask wearing phase and made the “In The Closet” fiasco it was over. He truly feels like he is untouchable and to some degree, he might be right.

As a firm believer in karma, I’m convinced that one day Kelly will meet his fate. And whatever form that comes in, so be it

I remember in high school when he came to my area and shot the video to we thuggin with fat joe at my best friends girlfriends house and was told to never even think of coming back for any reason after he hit on a bunch of children. Also why doesn’t anyone ever mention Aaliyah? Dude wrote and produced age ain’t nuthin…

“As long as I got the ball, the world is on defense.”

The only reason Kash was arrested previously was that he had a registered firearm in his car without a concealed carry permit

Fred:‘Hey Sheila, what do we put on this cake?’

Why would someone pay $70 for a cake that looks exactly the same, if not slightly sloppier, as a $20 costco cake?!

Cara declined

To be fair, maybe the cake decorator objected to someone graduating Summa Cum Laude in home school.

If I knew someone was going through my trash because they were racists hoping to find something somehow incriminating, I’d be inviting all my neighbors to dump their dog’s sh*t in it before I bagged it up and set it by the curb. Oh, and they’d be welcome to scoop their kitty litter onto it too.

I don’t even understand the purpose of the censorship. Like even if the cake was saying it in a vulgar way, someone orders the cake online and picks it up, there’s no reason the store has to display the naughty word anywhere that could offend their other customers. I guess there’s a person involved who has to do the…

Cellphone cameras are one of the most useful inventions in history. We now have the power to (slowly, haltingly) change our society merely by having a convenient way to videotape the screwed-up crap some people have to put up with each day.

Our national race to the bottom nears the finish line.

with the quick release of the refund it sounds like she got the satisfaction she desired.

Oh look a shitty cop from a supposedly liberal leaning city. I don’t know why, but it feels like maybe I shouldn’t listen to white people when they talk about all those super liberal cities being amazing.

All I can think of when I see that weird grinning mug in the header image is, “HEEEERE’S JOHNNY!”

The cop looks fucking EVIL!

It looks in the video almost as if the cops, knowing he owned a gun, and were looking for shit to stir. The one cop looked creepy, and seemed to be trying to intimidate..... and yes, definitely condescending. Gross.