I’ll let everyone else question whether non-consensual hair touching actually happens and declare my love for the perfect expression on the game character’s face. I never thought I could admire an illustration this much. The game designers are legit geniuses for managing to portray such an epic level of “bitch please”.

How do we get Reynolds Kitchens shut down for a Mental Health Code Violation?

Have you ever tried capon? I made one once out of curiosity and have never looked back. I’m a turkey-hater too. Capon is smaller than your average turkey, bigger than a chicken, more flavourful than either turkey or chicken, and not too expensive either. I never see them in my local grocery chain store, but the…

Since they’re going full-on Taco Bell, why not make the stuffing out Kit Kat and the gravy from Mt. Dew?

Someone come get this fool...who in the fuck....

I followed the Delish link, and read, “This year, Reynolds Kitchens developed what might be the most millennial turkey you could think of ... your grandma might hate it, but your Instagram followers will go nuts.”

if you’re going to show pictures of the devil anus you got to put a “NSFW” tag.

Turkey is chicken’s dry ass big brother. It’s like a chicken breast sitting out in the sun for three days, but everywhere.

“As a white man, I am sick and tired of black women, and women in general, complaining when I touch them. Touch is a normal part of human interaction, and this PC stuff is just going overboard complaining about people touching each other. If we can’t touch one another when the urge strikes us, how will we learn about…

I think this is officially my top internet comment of 2017.

You lost me for a bit in the middle but you really finished strong.

Honestly, I agree

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AWW, another person who feels inadequate, lacking in stature, unintelligent, obviously ignorant, and uevolved.

Best thing I saw yesterday about Blake - Akilah Hughes posted on Twitter “Did Everyone Die?”

My life goal is to be half as clever as this follow-up comment. perfect 10/10

I’d like to fight you.

Jeez, but tell us how you really feel.

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