Thank you. You just improved my day drastically. We record the voice so we can skip over all the country music and just watch Miley and Jennifer Hudson.

You’re a better person than I am.

Blake Shelton isn’t even the best* choice** if you like schlubby*** white guys.

*David Harbour
** He’s a good dad on Stranger Things.
*** I like bears that are good dads, and I’ll apologize for nothing.

people do this?!? wtf

Oh, I see how it is white girls. When you want to touch someone’s hair, you’re just “curious” and “envious of someone’s beautiful hair.”

Hold up, hold up, hold up...that’s really a thing? Not the game, but the fact that white people actually ask to touch black people’s hair? What in the actual fuck? My peeps are a bunch of weirdos.

Man, I just don’t get this thing. Who wants to touch a stranger’s hair? Gross and weird.

Thank you!

I’m 49 and 20 pounds overweight and I’m sexier than Blake Shelton. That said, I will do anything Mahershala Ali asks me to do. Any. Thing.

That American dog food tweet just about killed me!! Also, what the heck is up with Michael B Jordan’s face in that photo at the top? “Give me pouty lips. ANGRIER POUTY LIPS. Perfect.” CLICK.

Don’t they realize that this after decision debate happens just about every time Clooney is voted sexiest. Blake has a specific American Southern awe shucks kind of thing going on but in over all appeal there are better options ... they could have picked any of the men on This is Us and no one who knows the show would…

No joke on the Goldblum drop! I never thought him as sexy, goofy hot, not sexy. That image changed my thoughts ASAP!! OH AND WHO IS THAT MICHAEL B. JORDAN??!!?

He definitely gets better with age. Jeff Goldblum is my MCM and always has been. ♡ him

i don’t know about that. bare-chested Goldblum in jurassic park is hard to beat.

....we’d like to introduce Mr “Well, actually” lol

I’ve never noticed it, but “doing promotionals for Thor” Taika Waititi IS an attractive human. My mind is blown.

Blake Shelton, is the sexiest man alive? Have they redifined the term sexiest? Does it now mean, the guy with the hottest girlfriend and has no sex appeal at all?

Most Sexy man alive!!! Surly it was a misprint. We all know tis our fearless leader Trump!

And?

My “Studly” board on Pinterest is full of THE sexist men alive! https://www.pinterest.com/purpleknees/studley/