I’m pretty sure Tommi/Tammi/Tawny came first, but she is pretty much SNL’s “Girl at a Party You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With”

Ugh. She’s like the “cool girl” archetype for the alt right. I can totally see some right wing douchebags getting a boner because she knows “gun stuff.”

As a woman I can’t speak on the prostate thing but I would imagine it is akin to penetrative sex vs. a Pap smear. It’s the situation that makes it pleasurable not the mechanics

It’s very enjoyable to do it with my wife. Definitely make sure everything is kosher before you get going, i.e. well lubed and relaxed. And don’t force anything. If it’s not working one night, just do it another.

Called it

I put this in the Splinter article as well, but there are two pretty huge points I figure are worth repeating:

 via Kyle Griffin, here is the new indictment, so everyone can read for themselves

I just want to reiterate how much I love TheRootAfterDark.

It’s not actually a lie... And here’s the spin I’m seeing:

Owen seems like that dude that doesn’t know how to let his friends fight their own battles. You’re a grown ass man trying to jump into a fight between two other people that verbally shot the fair one (so to speak). But people are going to let his slide because they can’t stand Mo’ *whispers* and they hate black women.…

““President Trump is incredibly supportive of America’s great service members who risk their lives every day to keep our country safe,”

Someone should ask him what day Veteran’s Day is.

“nuttier than semen”

I love that Michael Rapport thought he had a black pass because he, I dunno, hung out with Spike Lee for a while and wore Air Jordans, and got slapped the fuck back down.

I.Love.You... About time we stood up as women, toe-to-toe with these asswipes, and told them exactly where to step the F off.

One day someone is going to spill all of rat face’s tea..and it will be glorious.

I wish I could find the whole skit to post.

Imagine your friends are on trial for murder and before you are called as a material witness you say to the judge, “Hold on, I have to take a couple weeks and make sure I get my story straight with all of the defendants first.”

Turkey Bacon > Bacon Bacon