I guess you missed the part where it says the kids came in in succession. No one left to buy candy. But I love how you lot come up with all these expansive reaches to try and make the people discriminated against out to be the racists.

In first to say I SAID WHAT THE FUCK I SAID.

I will, right after I finish putting this water in your mama’s dish.

I legit just said that on Twitter.

All of you #WellActually people coming with the “Well, Marvel is a part of Disney, so Black Panther is technically the blackest Disney movie” can STFU. Did Disney create Black Panther? No, Disney did not.

Heat eyes made it sound more intense.

I definitely said “Blackest Disney movie ever,” but carry on, baby.

I think it’s Milani’s Violet Volt

Where do you go when you disappear from us for long periods of time?

First of all, his name is Morgan.

Before one of y’all thin-skinned, pasty faces asks why I made this about race: BECAUSE REPRESENTATION MATTERS, BITCH.

Yeah, I’m not into hitting kids either, but I could see this leading to the most epic ass whooping.

Praise dance. Definitely praise dance.

Except he said it in reference to the black players who are protesting, so shut up and go learn the difference between “or” and “are.” It is every bit racial. Players being arrested on drug charges, domestic abuse etc don’t have anything to do with it for one, and clearly the NFL has no problem with THAT stuff because…

She thinks it’s gonna be Manafort?

I said on Twitter that I feel like it will be Manafort, and he will do his best Nino Brown impression and take everyone else down with him.

Cause you know that’s what he meant.

I yelped.

When people don’t realize that a question is rhetorical and are unaware that you, the reporter, have been following this story and reporting on it quite regularly, this happens:

Yikes.