Man, listen. No way am I falling on my sword for Trump of all people.

Uh...where in any of that did you get that I was jealous? I objected to him trying to make sexist comment that had NO PLACE here because that picture is not part of this event or in this article.

I thought you didn’t love me no more. Where you been?

What does this have to do with the article I wrote? This picture is not in this post, nor is it related to this event in any way. Move along.

I haven’t heard that. I really don’t know.

I know reading comprehension is hard, but the article does indicate that they will still be cited; there just won’t be criminal penalties attached to the citation.

OH NO YOU DIDN’T

You are a terrorist.

Good night, Ms. Callahan.

This is a fucking word right here.

Way to pull that one part of the quote out of context just to have something to complain about.

Like, is he going to use his Batman mumble growl? I NEED TO KNOW.

Where you been?

Banana Republic. A store with an intentionally racist name...doing...something...racist... I just...

Where you been?

LISTEN

I actually said none of that in this article.

Alliteration for the win, though.

The bunny and kittens made me smile.

It’s funny. Nowhere in the article is race mentioned. Nowhere in the article are blacks painted as victims. You introduced that here so you could make your weak ass argument. Shut up.