By the Westbrook playoff experience, do you mean drive to the paint with seconds left in the game, get stuck in the air, then force a pass out of it on some NBA 2K shit and hope to God somebody actually catches the ball?

Pretty fucking much. His basketball IQ leaves much to be desired, but statistically the guy is a proud pupil of Professor Xavier. 

That part.

The Nuggets-Sonics upset is etched in my mind for eternity, as is the Warriors-Mavs series from 2007. But nothing tops Tracy McGrady talking shit about a Detroit Pistons team he hadn’t eliminated yet, who then came back and embarrassed my beloved Orlando Magic in 2003. I hate it here.

You are 100% correct. It’s just too bad that Harden was far more interested in inhaling Cheez-Its and partying with Lil Baby than concerning himself with basketball.

Westbrook has a gluten-esque allergy to efficiency, but for entertainment value alone, the Wizards are going to be entertaining as shit in the this…

FATALITY! 

You knew the answer to that question before you even asked it.

After Steph, clearly it was slim pickings on that roster.

Pretty much.

I see what you did there.

It’s also important to note that during an abbreviated season, Kyrie has ALREADY missed games for “personal reasons” on three separate occasions. If I’m the Nets, I’m officially concerned, if I wasn’t already. All these absences also reflect on Nash as a coach.

I don’t see a single excuse being made. At the end of the day, Adams was responsible for his own actions. However, it’s my job to report the details pertaining to the case/investigation and it appears that there were likely contributing factors as to why Adams did what he did; none of which justify or excuse the…

Are those Air Minnie Mouses? 

Actual and factual. 

You miscounted a couple dozen burners, but I’ll allow it. They are hard to keep track of, after all. 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah, y’all fucked that one up. 

Ehhh... Carter has Al Horford potential, but he’s nowhere near Al Horford right now. I think the Magic just made that move to justify the Mo Bamba pick, which thus far, has been completely worthless. And please don't get me started on the Aaron Gordon trade. 

Nah. As far as local teams, between the Lakers and Clippers, I always side with the latter. But for better or worse, the Magic will forever and always be my squad... Unfortunately.

You want me to manifest making the Lakers even better? Mannnnnnn, fuck that. 

Hold me.