After some extensive negotiations, we came to an agreement on most of these, but I will never in life forgive you for leaving “Groove Me” off this list. I will harbor that grudge until my dying day.

Agreed. 

Oooooooh, the petty. 

We will happily take him in Orlando!

Prison is clearly the more attractive option.

Glad you enjoyed this. And if we can’t dig into Mother’s Finest before BHM concludes, there’s always Black Music Month in June. Stay tuned. 

The closest thing to Shawn Kemp I’ve ever seen is vintage Amare Stoudamire. Dude was so nasty. Let us hope and pray Zion’s body can hold up.

Stupid? Yes. Racist? Until proven otherwise, I don’t think that’s a fair assessment to make.

And yet here I am, gainfully employed. But to clarify, I never said violence is an acceptable response to anything. I said violence is a potential consequence. If you get slumped for talking crazy about somebody that’s on you. That ain’t my cross to bear.

Agreed on all fronts. 

Agreed on all fronts. I just need this nigga to take an improv class or something.

Go slap a cop on the ass and let me know how well that works out for you. 

That too. Which I mulled mentioning, but tried to keep this as 101 level as possible. 

Exactly that. 

No team can until he’s a free agent this summer.

Don’t we all. 

In related news, Jamal Crawford will eat those niggas alive.

I couldn’t agree more. Those Home Shopping Network ass sunglasses belong in the 80s where Brett “The Hitman” Hart left them. 

So instead I'd get an inbox full of word salad? No thanks. 

The best thing about a rhetorical question is you already answered your own question.