Bingo. 

Would now be a bad time to say it again? 

A boar hair brush is extremely important.

*slow clap*

This is irrefutable fact. Though “Lift Yourself” would beg to differ. 

Agreed. 

That awkward moment when you realize Rick Ross is NOT the biggest boss that we’ve seen thus far. 

Inner City Press has been the real MVP this week. Dude is putting in serious work. 

That part.

“The superintendent responded that if she was so passionate about keeping Tink’s hair long, she could put him in a dress and have her grandson tell others that he was a girl, his grandmother recounted. That way the child would be treated as a transgender student and protected by federal law.”

Well damn.

That’s a bar. It also belongs on a t-shirt.

Mental Note: Never make a song about getting beat up and robbed. 

I might have to download this app since you greedy niggas made me miss the rapture. Am I the only one who has yet to experience the glory of this sandwich? 

Where did I say all white people are my enemy? This is breaking news to me. 

That part. 

When you want to use “2 Many Chainz” and can’t quite find a place in your piece to make it work. 

Winner.

I just want America’s Dad to stay off America’s Internet and enjoy the rest of his sentence in America’s prison. I’m simple. I don’t ask for much.

Word on the street is KD will still be offered the max from several suitors. So basically the Dubs have to eat shit, resign Klay and KD, forfeit next season, and hope them niggas come back two years from now close to the same player or be trapped in salary cap hell for the foreseeable future with no way out. It’s hard…