thehostilenegress
Dhiraj Naseen
thehostilenegress
Dhiraj Naseen (The Hostile Negress) is a renowned ratchetologist and advocate of foolishment. A blackbelt spinster, she holds advanced degrees in crochet, cats, crystals and being socially awkward.

But can you monetize it???

You can tell from her makeup she ain’t right. Also her eyes are too close together.

Ah ok I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that...

Now that I have read:

I am truly an awful individual. Because all I could think was extortion.

Were teachers always this nasty: Oh yeah.

Can’t rock with this list on two fronts:
- Cameo’s Larry Blackmon is wearing a codpiece not a jockstrap.

“I just felt powerless because I thought I really needed his help and guidance. And when he said nudity doesn’t have to be sexual, I was like, ‘OK, maybe this isn’t even sexual,’” Kim added. “Now I understand it was a power play. It was so calculated. It was like we were putty in his hands.”<<<His Jedi mind trick

I LOVE that they did this. These videos be so boring!!!

It’s really time to write about iconic mustaches in the black community.

I don’t follow this SZA woman, mostly because I’m so confused that she isn’t Rihanna and I don’t like that she is not related to GZA or RZA in any way, so I have an honest question:

So YOU are the one buying pineapple Fanta. I’ve been wondering. I thought it was some weird dominican shit...

Sir or ma’am, gtfoh with that noise. Deviled eggs are divine food from heaven. Little known fact, deviled eggs were actually on the tree in Eden.

I can settle this. I have a PHD in Deviled Eggs (Harvard, ‘12) and my dissertation was “Revisiting Smoked Paprika Across Afro-Diasporan Cultures”

her husband is a surgeon at the Medical University of South Carolina.<<< She just fucked up her money. Damnit!

I’m just using this as an excuse to continue the foolishness I’ve been laughing about all day. Namely, who is Troll’twans daddy???

I can’t believe she got so bent out of shape about that. I’d have said damn right, I work hard for my money. These weaves ain’t gonna pay for themselves! And we can’t all pull tractors with our teeth for a living like Wendell “Wide Back” Williams.

What are you talking about?