Ok, let’s clarify this again I DID NOT WRITE THIS ARTICLE.

Ma’am, you DO know that I didn’t write this article, nor did I mention anything about race, or animals or whatever in fuckall - I posted a video of a rabbit getting eaten by a hawk.

Oh yeah, he’d been posted up for weeks man. Waiting. Like “I’m not crazy b. There’s a rabbit in there. Watch Schmoney. Waaaaaaatch.”

But how long was that bird there, that’s the real question. He smooth saw them take that bunny in there three weeks earlier. He thought “I KNOW I saw a rabbit go in there.” He doubted himself. His wife threatened to leave him. His children began ignoring him.

It was worth it. The squealing of the rabbit. That DEEP sigh at the end.

Someone’s gotta drop it, so here ya go - presenting The Circle of Life aka That rabbit ain’t gonna make it...

I thought these were the same nigs.

Frfr you are a father now. Your poor life choices are starting to concern me Pan.

The 32 band is a unicorn no matter what cup size you wear. I have no idea why that is. Technically I could wear a 34A but until recently I’ve been too proud to reach into the A cup drawer. But whatever I got nice legs a wonderful ass and my little titties are very pretty so I’m going to go ahead and go with the A’s.…

I envy you A- and B-cup wearers who can walk into Victoria’s Secret and buy a cute bra for $20"

First we got racists in Jordans and with locs. Now they’re rockin’ kufis? Oh wait, were these originally of Celtic origin? GTFOOHWTBS

How about “Are you fucking serious right now? Do I LOOK like I eat chitlins? FOOH!” and get up angrily.

Pay me whatchu owe me! Yas gawd.

Quiet as it’s kept, but loud as it is, stuffing is available 365 days a year lmao

I’mma be real with you, I’m not that into Thankstaking. I feel like it’s just a plot by turkey farmers to convince you to spend a shit of money on things you can buy and eat all year. #cynic

“...the single aunt who lives with your other single aunt...”

Now see, I have a feeling I would really like white Thankstaking, only because I like recipes from NPR and I put fruit and/or pecans in a lot of savory dishes. These behaviors are *airquotes* frowned upon by many of The (Other) Blacks.

We were in my office talking about going to this but didn’t because e knew it would just be all black people who came to be messy lolol

Someone on my FB timeline said John Candy. I’mma go with that.

I have to nominate my very own Citrus in Chief.