Why are you mad at yourself? Let’s talk about it. I have some Louis Hay materials you might want to take a look at.

Yeah but how many emoji does she use in each text? There’s a three emoji minimum to truly be winning at Mom.

Y’alls petty runs wide and it runs deep. I fully anticipate you and other people who shall not be named (Michael) working candy corn into articles for the next 75 days. And I fully plan on working candy corn into every recipe possible for the next 75 days in retaliation. Candy corn stuffing anyone?

For some reason, it makes me happy that these two found each other and enjoyed their flight. Ase.

I concur that there is nothing wrong with a man wearing a dress. Unless it is ill-fitting, which theirs are you must admit!

Despite your obvious petty nicca dig at candy corn (outrage expressed below) I must concur with this. Much like yourself, I ain’t scared. Rather, I’d like to not go to jail and based on the last time I had a run in with one of them (2001, Times Square, accused him of wearing a dress, shit went downhill) I knew I would…

So we’re doing this again huh? I cannot with You People. You non candy taste having people!

Young church lady tale (TL/DR warning) - Ok so this sexy ass girl where I used to work, her name was India (bitches named India are almost always fine) anyway she started randomly saying hi to me and I just started greeting her back because, sexy. Well then one day she’s all “Hey where do you go to church?”

candy corn (or, as I call it, “the devil’s butt plug”).<<<<First of all, nigga you petty! I see you! I. See. You.

You’re the second person to mention these Violets thing. I gotta learn about them.

Oh ok - so basically yes, homesteader food lol

LHHAtl is just getting so ridiculoua man - these women are menopausal lol I’ll think about it lol

Lol I wrote a lot more on the old site, but glad you enjoyed the article!

Leave!

Oh I know what I’m missing - ass taste in my mouth. I haven’t eaten a piece of asparagus in over 20 years. I’m so good on that nastiness!

But will he finally get his ‘fro together?

Alright I’ll ask: What is overnight oats? Is it something the homesteaders ate in the 1790s?

Ha! (My life doesn’t have to make sense, ok?)

I’m glad I helped you through the horror that is the dentist office. As someone whose gums are on permanent sabbatical, I know the dental terror all too well. Ase.

You won’t be lmao