thehostilenegress
Dhiraj Naseen
thehostilenegress
Dhiraj Naseen (The Hostile Negress) is a renowned ratchetologist and advocate of foolishment. A blackbelt spinster, she holds advanced degrees in crochet, cats, crystals and being socially awkward.

I watched last week with my gf, who claimed it was like an updated The Wire. Don’t worry, I plan to close up the donut shop for a while in retaliation for that.

This (minus the conflict). Also I’m 37. And I get Arthur-fist-squeeze mad when I’m in the club and they subject me to an hour of old rap. I’m sorry. Yes, I grew up with The Box. I was there for Rob Base and the gratuitous bleeping of “*#($ a Big Mac”. All of that. ALL. UH. THAT.

Waymih - Cumberland, Md? Explain.

To be fair, she seems white in that Paul Wall kind of way. That is, pretty tan lol

Mystikal gon Mystikal.

You are correct. But somehow, the pie filling seems to make sense as well. I’ll allow it!

You said “Make It Last” and I started roller skating in dim lighting in my head.

Ok, so now we have Grand Klegan Fuentes, and then those to cops of which one was most definitely listening to meringue in his off time, and now THIS.

She said “fcuk this isht I’m OUT.”

You need to tell her that the sun is the REAL trouble maker lolol

#Teamlesbun - not that that doesn’t preclude a lot of pressure to reproduce. I answer why I don’t have any simply: I don’t have any for the same reason I’m not a cowboy - why would I do that?

Fuentes?! FUENTES???? KKK is effin’ up!

What if they just called it Route 1. Like everybody else.

I’m petty af so I’m gonna be honest: I like what the guy is doing, but I do want him to have a better suit.

Can we please hold off on the close ups of That Man? I can’t with his hair, and his pucker mouth and just everything. Just put a frowny face up whenever it’s a story about him.

I can pin him on Peru? Or Oaxaca...I like saying Oaxaca!

I was just about to suggest they review their acceptance requirements and recruitment tactics. Cause bruh on the right is a Rodriguez all the way.

That’s sad man. She looked kick ASS in that picture where she’s racing.

Nobody’s ready to really bust this story wide open!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, let’s get to the question that’s REALLY on everybody’s mind: Under what circumstances does one get a jail-approved Annie are you OK-style MJ tattoo on their upper arm?