$45k??? Fuck. That.

I hear ya. I also drew the cavity card. No matter what I do, my teeth are gonna get a cavity. And what you said does make sense - it does take a while for teeth to fall out. I remember my childhood dentist said his own son’s teeth were on the verge of.root canals plural - at age 10. His teeth just couldn’t keep it…

I probably shouldn’t quibble. Potayto potahto. Let’s just agree the brows are a desperate plea for help... And possibly an indication authorities might want to check out her crawl space.

Is this movie funny funny, or basic funny? Because I’m hearing all about how it’s so damb funny and my gf wants to go - but if I get in there and it’s Meet The Browns funny not Family Guy funny, I’mma be annoyed.

Waymih. Are you being sarcastic about Nikki’s surgery? I haven’t watched in a while, but has she stopped looking like a bouncy house???

Masika Kalysha ... why does her name sound like an incantation?

So many questions here...why were they pulling a four year old’s tooth? Unless it’s abscessed (which would raise some flags) the tooth will fall out soon enough and be replaced.

To be fair (and to escalate the petty) those brows are more like square roots than division. IJS

What in the hell type of white people teach their children to play spades at age 6?!?

Actually, I think you might be able to pull it off if you cozy up to some chick and pass yourself off as her new white boyfriend.

DO NOT BRING POTATO SALAD EVER. The subject of potato salad is a touchy one even in INTRAracial circles. But so-called “white people potato salad” is like a powder keg. Just don’t do it my ivory friends.

I’m hardcore ratchet at this point. So I’m all about going to somebody’s buck club to see Young Dro.

“Slightly older cousins” - this delicate phrasing lmao

Well yeah I mean, there’s a pretty big mess factor for a dude. Not for moi. For some reason it didn’t even occur to me that these would be all dudes responding lmao

waiiiit a second - are you all DUDES????

FIRST OF ALL only an amateur would swerve! It’s called cruise control and knee driving! Second of all, I usually only do it in the car when the car is at rest.

So this is only semi related but: How many of us self love at work? Hands? Hands?

I think I speak for us all when I say an emphatic biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

Gah skins in mashed potatoes! Ok I’ll allow it...only because I have to get dressed for African dance (followed by Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me on the drive home) and lack time to properly dissect those mashed potatoes lol

White Brother or Sister (or both- I’m open minded here) - much as this woman didn’t have to tell tales to be in the NAACP you don’t have to be disingenuous about the potato salad situation. I am not here to judge. But you know and I know and you know that I know that you know - and JAYSUS knows - that The Whites don’t…