They froze a picture of her in a block of ice. Then they had her smash it.

I was a double degree major in sarcasm and assholery with a minor in jackass arts. So that was my jackassery acting up again (the ointment doesn't work.)

I love calico kitties. Kitties in general are so cute - but mostly when you're watching their antics on YouTube during the day. Not when they do this type of shit while your'e trying to sleep...

I don't want kids and my barbies were never preggo. You, meanwhile, probably have subscribed to the "Vagina as clown car" model and have 55 kids.

You all had some heavy shat on your minds, clearly!

Chile hush that woman was a nutball and you know it.

DAMN DAMN DAMN! I saw that little white face and I just KNEW The Blacks weren't involved with that name...

You know, I never thought about it until now: My Barbies never got preggo! As a matter of fact, none of them had kids of any age!

I want every last one of these people to get their lives together NOW.

I always feel like these are going to be all white and all femme. So I never partake.

It's people like YOU who are ruining the print candle industry! You people need to start getting comfortable with paying for access to candles - or do you think a fancy Internet candle can replace the hard work and accuracy that goes into a print candle??

Well played!

Giving you a really odd look right now.

The whole things seems really '80s to me. I mean, is smoking really the biggest health crisis we're facing in 2011? Smokers can't light up in clubs, some bars, malls, parks, etc.

Ok seriously I don't smoke but I really feel like the whole shaming of smokers thing is OUT OF HAND.

Juneteenth??? Well this white chick I've been living with for the past 31 years - and whose hair I brush - has a LOT of answering to do!

Moreover, Oscar the Grouch is a style icon. He plays by his own rules!

You can't hate on Debbi Morgan! That broad is 400 years old and she still looks cunt! I'm rounding up the Unruly Black Chick mafia right now - we're fixin' to ride on your ass batch!

That's the thinkin'!

It's also great if you happen to wear control top pantyhose - the one thing that tight ass ineffective ass squeezer region is actually good for is keeping a sheath of bunched up toilet paper in place...