Sounds like the lady in your office is doing more than plugging her cooch leak with her tampies... heh, am I right??

Dead@Look at your life. Look at your choices.

As a fan of all foolwangery, I too was annoyed that my invitation was lost in the mail.

Ok, at the risk of sounding ... aw fuck it. Everybody knows I'm trifling.

Mmmmmm. CandyBacon.

So what you're saying is, you hate being a black woman?

I also was horrified when I learned there was an "under" the boob area, as in an area where things could get stuck.

I had assumed burnt bacon and axle grease.

I guzzle at least a glass of chocolate milk a day. I'm lactose intolerant as well.

I'm on the same team. I've been horrified beyond belief by this post. BUUUUUT, I'm also on #TeamFlat so I didn't realize tittays (said with Dave Chapelle voice) sweated.

Peen spirit even.

UNREAD UNREAD UNREAD.

Jaysus H. Christ on a cracker. What in the HAYLE does ball funk smell like?

Can I just say this is the most kick ass picture of a uterus, EVER.

I didn't care until you said "incapability of or difficulties in having sexual intercourse."

Unless all this shit happened on the same day, I have serious questions about why it took a while to fire this guy...

No. But did you really get a good look at Osama bin Laden? I mean, a GOOD look at him?

Bahamian woman who "does sex"? I think your mom is trying to tell you something! That's one hell of an elaborate "mix up"? lmao