Fuck. This.

If her preggo boobs are bothering her now, she'll REALLY be upset when she discovers their "legacy" - or doesn't she realize that going from an a-cup to a d-cup has some verrrrry interesting affects on your boobs and their, ahem, flap factor.

You are TOTALLY awesome. PLEASE put this on YouTube!

I vote for a picture of a plate of delicious spaghetti. Everybody's happy when there's spaghetti.

Us negroes are far too lazy to be interested in anything like this anyway. Pocket hammock? Now you're talking!

Both of those words turn me ALL the way up.

Both words make me pretty excited.

I still feel some type of way about her body constantly being a frame of reference.

The idea that Barbie is responsible for little girls' body issues (besides being incredibly tired) is premised on the notion that these little girls could ever look up to Barbie as an icon - an assumption that completely cuts out all kinds of minority girls who theoretically could never see themselves in the blue eyes…

All I know is my grands were married for 72 years.

Yeah, in the 1860s, which Lagerfield is HIGHLY familiar with - or did you not notice he went to kindergarten with Moses...

Well, here comes the angry black lady to ruin the fun!

I don't care what piece I am - as long as I get Electric Company and Water Works. Nobody evvvver expects anything from Electric Company and Water works! Meeheheheheheeehhh...

I would make all of the cakes green inside. Then I would cackle about it.

Wait - the doctor told you "it's a boy" and then revised it to "it's a girl" six years later????

This doesn't have to be so hard. If "it" likes pink, then it's a girl. If "it" likes blue, then it's a boy.

I just want to go on the record as saying THANK FUCKING GAWD.

Being that I'm a stone cold whore, I have always considered any LGBT class a hunting grounds.

Oh Rutgers. We blacks are a proud people of a strong and illustrious ilk. Adding a last-minute black lady writers course will NOT erase the callousness shown to Toni Morrison and indeed, to the entirety of black civilization!

Those poor, poor girls. I don't know what I would do if I couldn't depend on my kotex couture pads. [bit.ly]