Uhhh, did you NOT see this? [aol.it]

So UConn AND Tennessee are out?

Pimp My Pad.

The last time I got catcalled, I was in a burqa. People are really gettin' desperate these days.

Though, as a Jezzie lezzie and avowed ass woman, I feel conflicted about the picture, I must confess: I spent a good while trying to figure out what in the gay-Flintstones-chain mail-loin cloth hell she was wearing in this picture.

When I was 15 or so, and it became clear that I was going to be 5'0" and DEFINITELY shop at Petite Sophisticate, I decided I was devastated and wanted to trade my body in. IN particular, I was gonna need a new model with giant tittays.

I'm almost nine years in. I like to tell myself that at least I'm not 20 years in - you know, I'm still at a point where I can quit and do something more viable, like becoming a rapper!

This movie having not been on the list of "must see flicks" handed out at the annual negro convention, I hadn't ever checked it out. But THAT was effin' hilarious.

Will vagrants still be allowed to loaf for several hours a day leering at children and smelling like 14 types of liquor in these kiosk-info-locker centers??

*jotting down medical clown*

I'm gonna call this Munchausen by "Ponzi". Eh, eh am I right or am I right! *shrug*

I too thought the allusion would probably be wasted on the PWT core Denny's demographic.

Was this place, per chance, in Maine? Because I feel like I've been to the same place... (a handful of Negroes are allowed into and out of Maine each year.)

Oh but there IS something cuter - it's called blood hound puppy!

My all gray kitty would shit on your cat and any other punk cats in this piece FROM ON HIGH.

I forehead palmed right around "Introducing another young person who has more talent - WOOOOOO - than my pinkey toe on my body got in it!"

Sticking to my seeing eye cat. He leads me to absolutely nowhere like no other animal could.

Missy is somewhere eating UTZ super hot chips (the kind with the flame on the bag) and payin' these hoes dust. I have to challenge you on the male crew thing: Lil Kim was tied to Junior Mafia, though it's probably more accurate to say they were tied to her.

How DARE you insult Foxy Brown like that! She is on TOP of this rap game, ya heard! (bwahahahahaha)

So I DIDN'T hallucinate this in Target the other day! I'll take 25 lilacs - but no green. Green is for boys.