Alright alright I'll take the bait:

Ok, I was GOING to encourage this person to hide their ignorance, but thanks for helping me out first!

I'm assuming she will be familiarized with the nuances of the ole heady-choppy-offy clause prior to the nuptials.

What, no condoms? Fail.

Here's my take on it: That shit is nasty.

Wait, is there no fat GAY show????

@jennywren1253: The issue with those contests, and why they gain all the weight back, is tht they set up these ridiculous schedules that nobody can keep.

@DaisyGamble: You beat me to this! Bastard!

@1girl: Girl, you so editorial lol

@longboarderlc: I don't watch the show faithfully, but I was proud when I caught an episode and saw that her face looked slimmer.

You left out the fat black folks show.

Crap: Still going strong after all these years.

So with regards to "designer vagina" - what exactly does that mean?

@duetoprivacy: She DEFINITELY wears the same silhouette all the time.

You know, despite the fact that I neither drink or smoke any substance, I was fairly certain I was under the influence when I saw this commercial late one night.

If she liked it then she should've put a ring on it...

Re: Wig on a butt

@UglyScientist: If I learn that these mutton chops weren't approved by Earth Wind and Fire, there will be consequences.

I'll assume this was an oversight!