I'll assume this was an oversight...

Sooo we're just going to ignore the hip pumping? Look, all love, smooches and a bucket of sunflower seeds to Ms. Minaj, but the reality is, naturally occuring hips do NOT resemble two half moons. Pumpedddddd!!!!

@Morning Gloria: Everybody knows black people don't live in Wisconsin (unless they did something really, REALLY bad. Then they're banished there)

Given the price of gas right now, a gold bar ATM makes complete sense.

@AnastasiaBeaverhausen: The REAL kee kee was when Apollo answered whether he took a dip in the "man pond" — after about a 20 second WTF "what us gon' do" pause...

@RiotGrrrl: THAT was the real takeaway!

@retrohookup: There are those cynical people (not me!) who might argue t hat in light of her "finances" - such as they aren't - Sheree may soon be living with daughter. Way to decorate your new apt!

@retrohookup: There are those who would argue that after spending all that money (and in light of her ahem, finances -such as they aren't) Sheree might be living with daughter soon enough! Way to decorate your new crib :)

@BirdFrog: Gold AND jellybeans? SCORE!

Clearly none of these people was familiar with Amtrak: It's absurdly expensive, the entire set up is circa 1972 and by the time you get there (after the standard 10-hour "we're stuck on a mountain bend but damn how are there mountains in southern Maryland" delay, you'll arrive just in time to leave. Mazel Tov.

I don't know too much about her dad or even this chick's career, but she's got one hell of a forehead on her. Quad POWER.

@ktgrrl: This all has to be very traumatic for the cello.

Soooo, they just tossed my headshots out is what I'm getting...

How large do those flytraps get? Like, can you fit a head in there perhaps? If so, I can boost sales of those joints TODAY

Alright alright, gather 'round the rocking chair while I share my Miley yarn:

*The Gentlewoman from Maryland raises hand* Can we get these kids some ponchos or pashminas or something? It's effin freezing in DC.

You know I was just watching the previews before "Tangled" last night (don't judge) and saw one for her in some type of romcom bullish and thought to myself "This broad really needs to get a new hobby."

Oh. Muh. Gaawwwd LASAGNA PAAAAAAN! Now only if we could have an all booth restaurant, I could go to the Upper Room in peace...

...because the greater Harvard area is second only to Crenshaw for its gangbanging activity.