michaelharriot
Michael Harriot
michaelharriot
World-renowned wypipologist. Getter and doer of "it." Never reneged, never will. Last real negus alive.

I just emailed your article to the U of R and RIT presidents as well as the local Rochester newspaper. Hopefully these people will be recognized and shamed.

I bet the password is Kappa Kappa Kappa

Kappa Alpha got comp?

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

The Happening is my Bodak Yellow. That’s why no one lets me pick movies.

“Study shows we’ve run out of studies that prove anything but common-sense.”

Waaiiiit a second. The first letter is from “Michael H”?... Now, I’m not Columbo or even Action Jackson, but Mr. Michael Harriot are you secretly Michael H the letter writer and you are arguing with yourself that you don’t see color and you have a black friend (and penis in mouth, etc)? That’s very meta of you, sir.

Michael, you have inspired me to start a band named“Surprise Dick Game.” Your tickets to our shows will always been comped.

But... it wasn’t slander.

Not here for any U-God slander.