michaelharriot
Michael Harriot
michaelharriot
World-renowned wypipologist. Getter and doer of "it." Never reneged, never will. Last real negus alive.

Where the fuck do you buy five Klan hoods?

this is also the same one who told me she “burned her tongue by eating one takis chips.” I repeat ONE fucking chips, not an entire bag but one.

Or the coworker with a gazillion types of diet restrictions. I’m not talking the legit ones, but the latest fad ones because they just can’t admit they’ve had an eating disorder since jr high school.

No as bad as the coworker who thinks it’s ok to microwave leftover fish and the entire office stinks the rest of the day.

11. The Eater
The slow chewing woman that has just moved into the cube behind me.

9:00 Bagel so toasted that it sounds like she is eating a giant crouton.
11:00 A hearts of romaine salad that is the size of a mixing bowl.
12:00 Warms up last nights smelly left overs
1:00 Walk
2:00 Finishes off the rest of giant salad
3:00

As an assistant boss, I feel like I need to speak in defense of the assistant bosses.