*Steals “chalkasian

True story: Every Saturday I would wake up and take her to this magic and game shop that was in a huge house in the middle of the city. They would play Pokemon all day. (To be fair, many of them were playing Magic, The Gathering).

I’m not black, I’m Kanye.

Google “Black people can’t be racist, Michael Harriot” and see what comes up.

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Actually, the first draft of this piece contained the line “This article is not about the name of the food, because most black people call soul food by another name...

You get a star just for mentioning my favorite writer of all time.

I understand that’s what you wanted this article to be about. This article wasn’t about policy or black gun ownership—I have written extensively about that here, here, here and here.

I’m stealing that shit.

You’re correct.

Actually, if you read the first article, Howard, unlike most private colleges, receives a TON of federal money because of a longstanding federal agreement. Howard was chartered by the federal government and part of the federal budget is appropriated to Howard.

Not student aid money. Not financial aid. More than $20o…

You’re overlooking the main point. Even if his none of his financial aid came from federal sources, the money he received was from the University which receives millions from the federal government every year (that’s not financial aid. That’s OTHER money). It’s not like the tuition money, the grant money, the…

I smoke a chicken at least once a week. Brine. Pat dry. Oil rub. Seasoning rub. Smoke.

Rooo, the first thing I thought was that he won’t be flayed as bad as some black women who commit terrible offenses like having sex or announcing on Instagram that they weren’t paid enough.

When you refer to the way I use the word, do you mean “cracker” or “wypipo?”

How dare you insinuate that I would write something just to see how wypipo would respond!

Well actually...

Well actually...

This is how my uncle explained cheating to me: