I waited tables through college and grad school, and I tip because it is the shittiest job in the entire universe:

Here. Come get this motherfucking star.

It differs from municipality to municipality. In some cities, you cannot smoke on duty, while in others, you are barred from smoking in uniform.

I’m black, and you believe actual case law applies to me.

The problem with these comments is that neither the documents nor the FBI says the program is limited to child pornography.

Thank

I treat all people equally.

Ok, let’s say we had a puppy for a President.

I have the police report, and it’s even stranger. The address on the police report does not exist on Google maps. The closest address is a business, the Southern States nursery. There are so many other weird things in the case, but I am following it.

There is only one problem with your argument: pointing out THE ACTUAL FACT that Lincoln did not free the slaves isn’t “Lincoln-bashing.”

If a Republican candidate was anti-abortion, conservative and in favor of common sense gun control, Republicans voters would still vote for them over the Democrat. The problem is, in primaries, the NRA gives money to pro-gun candidates, tilting the scales in their favor.

Isn’t that how they make moonshine?

He made some nice cars, though.

I’m lactose intolerant anyway

Thanks for the heads up

Speaking of conflation: granting legal status to children who were brought to the country is not quite the same as allowing “anyone who can find his way across the border to stay.”

Well, actually...

None.

True story

She told me it was pronounced: “yessir”