I use my Echo for my home automation. I don’t have to check if I left my garage light on, and I can ask it to turn the thermostat up and down. I also use it... Who am I kidding?

I was wondering who’d be the first to use this gif

I can understand how it would seem that way, but I assure you I wasn’t seeking to prove the point one way or the other.

Nah. I just wanted to be down with The Glow Up.

Actually, because it will be earmarked for charity, it is tax deductible, so it literally cost them nothing

The players have agreed. The “in principle” part refers to the fact that the owners must vote to ratify this at their December meeting.

Let’s be honest: Rogue is the most powerful X Man. If you get close to her, even if she’s your friend, she will steal your talent and keep it for herself.

Not unless they stop making vehicles with four wheels and air condidioning

I’ve never seen stovetop macaroni except the prepackaged variety.What do you do for people who like the slightly burnt corner of the macaroni?

milk, cream and butter are in every white recipe. It goes without saying.

I don’t see what the problem is. He wants to put a knee up his asshole. That’s what he song means, right?

Kinja really needs a block feature.

Is there a way to block people on Kinja?

It is very often the case that those promoting reasonable restrictions see that as a first step, and have an unstated desire to eliminate guns entirely

Apparently our President believes this is what he signed up for

This is how you know someone is butthurt.

The best part about it is those are the actual names of my actual white friends whonagreed to sign an actual letter.

Trying to find out if there’s a way I can subtract someone’s stars

You should cut this guy some slack. I don’t think he understands. He’s trying, though.

That’s actually worth saluting