michaelharriot
Michael Harriot
michaelharriot
World-renowned wypipologist. Getter and doer of "it." Never reneged, never will. Last real negus alive.

No, I need 3 more hours of training before I’m fully certified.

This list just made me hungry

If there is such a thing as “too much sauce”

Can you show me the part where I mocked the person’s mental illness? Just post it below.

I’ll be honest: I still haven’t read the entire thing.

I hate the phrase “laugh out loud,” but I must admit that I audibly giggled at your description of “created.”

Black people excel in the macaroni arts.

Here is the letter in its entirety, which was too long for the article but I wouldn’t want to misrepresent:

What I love...absolutely LOVE about this argument & about this article is the classic theme whenever White people want to air out their grievances:

You know there’s a simple fix for all This that’s even quicker.

I was trying to forget “Kingdom Come” ever existed.

I was natural before it was cool, too

“Yo, this is why The Happening was such a spectacularly terrible movie.”

I dated someone who thought black pepper was too spicy, which is why I always say “there’s nothing wrong with dating someone who can’t cook, but NEVER date someone who can’t cook but THINKS they can.”