Wow. He was arrogant and did not offer complete contrition yet has been granted parole. “I’m not Black, I’m O.J....okay.” Gotta pick up my face from off the ground. Later, y’all.

I’m fascinated by O.J.’s ability to chuckle like crazy throughout this hearing. He refuses to be humbled. That is not a compliment, beloveds.

This white man singing a Mariah ballad about O.J. might save him.

The robbery victim is advocating for O.J. better than O.J.

O.J. is really sticking to this respectable inmate shtick.

Johnnie Cochran is somewhere watching this and laughing at this lawyer.

Shouldn’t O.J. be crying right now, especially with this lawyer (bless his heart)?

O.J. should have just sent the parole board screeners of the ESPN documentary.

For a second there, I thought Arnelle was about to quote Monifah’s “I Miss You (Come Back Home)“ to the parole board.

Arnelle: my dad is not a perfect man.

Arnelle is giving it the best that she’s got (baby). She read a smooth two words and then started crying with no tears (unless the camera at the Lovelock Correctional Center is that bad).

Oh, Arnelle Simpson. Been a long time, girl.

“I’ve lived a conflict-free life.”

He’s really trying to charm these people. Yet, they’re chuckling with him. I can’t tell if they’re laughing because they can’t believe he’s this dense or they’re falling for it.

Shorter O.J.: I’ve been a good Black, I swear.

Is O.J. stunting about his pre-murder trial public appearance?

O.J. isn’t behaving like a Black man living in Trump’s America trying to get out of prison.

“I’ve had some problems with fidelity in my life.” O.J., are those the problems you are confronting at your parole hearing?

O.J. sounds like he’s leaving a Yelp review about his prison rather than trying to get out of prison.

Is O.J. Simpson branding himself as the prison peace maker right now? Is that what I am hearing?