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Malaika Jabali
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Malaika Jabali is a public policy attorney and expert at discreetly bowing people when "Knuck if You Buck" starts playing. She complains about being a broke Millennial on instagram @wokerandbroker.

I’m waiting for Kathy Rae to show up on FB spilling white tears about how that email doesn’t reflect the person that she is.

I applaud the two women for also having the foresight - and agility - to not only beat his ass but not destroy the evidence in the process. Sweet.

Qualifications for what? To be a sexual predator? To be a jerk? The fewer of those qualifications, the better.

“Pundits and insiders are asking, ‘Can we afford to have a female governor, a female attorney general, and a female secretary of state?

Did you watch the entire thing? She did mention what she would do if elected. Honestly, I like the cheeky approach. It’s funny and effective.

PHENOMENAL WORK. really, really great stuff. fantastic. #DANA2018

This is going to be tone-policed to death, but damn if it ain’t fucking awesome.

I felt like she addressed what she can do for the state. She said exactly what her campaign stands for and that, in addition to her policy positions, not having a penis was an added bonus. That is how I heard it. Also: I am pretty sure this won’t be her only ad.

She has a point. 2018 is going to be a big year for women in politics.

Shiddddd...IDK about y’all but Get Out scared the living ish outta me. It was like watching ALL the stories my Granparents have told me about whyte folks come to life. I watched in the movie theater and my date cracked tf up at how scared I was. I rewatched it at home and had to sleep with the lights on. The crazy

Awful awful awful. Now isn’t the time for hindsight comments and finger wagging at them pulling over. So let’s not do that. Some people are just pure hearted and do what’s right. Just an awful bad luck situation and l hope the family finds peace .

Bruhhhh that episode I’ve ever seen in my life. My 6 year old and I cackled the entire time...But honey, I HOLLERED when Jack said he was gone “get his 40 acres and ghost ride the mule.” L O R D T

This is when Black-ish means ‘ish Black people do.

The country always feels miserable when a Republican holds office. There’s symbolic good in confederate monuments being taken down but I don’t believe any radical change is to come since capitalism will keep everyone in order to maintain personal comfort.