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Malaika Jabali
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Malaika Jabali is a public policy attorney and expert at discreetly bowing people when "Knuck if You Buck" starts playing. She complains about being a broke Millennial on instagram @wokerandbroker.

While I, too, am horrified by Trump’s presidency and all that it reveals about our nation, it is a good and necessary thing that widespread attention is finally being focused on the enduring reality of white supremacy. We now have a unique opportunity to see and name systematic racism clearly and think strategically

I’ll have you know I waste time in myriad ways-putting crap on my face is just one of them, and it’s nowhere close to being the most frivolous.

Someone I know went to high school with her at El Camino High in Woldland Hills. Said she used to be the mascot. She wouldn’t even wear the full outfit she’d just jump around and hype everyone up with her energy. Go girl.

Nope. Wrong. Dismemberment is actually a common part of most CPR procedures and is totally healthy—Then again I am delusional serial killer so I might not be the best one to ask.

The most frustrating part of this was that it was an absolutely perfect setup for a punchline that never came. Everything from the cake to the “eh, don’t worry about the Nazis” message was sharp satire of white allies who can’t be bothered to listen to the people they’re supposedly allied with. But then the bit

A little rough around the edges:

Yeah. I want to be optimistic, but a part of me thinks, time will pass, trump will be out of office and the following will happen.

I can tell by the amount of times you used the word ‘normal’ that you’re trolling, but it creeps me out that you’re so insistent that you can hug whoever you want. Maybe you should stay away from women and children. (I don’t include adult men because I doubt they’re the kind of people you’re forcing hugs on)

LW1: Absolutely this is sexualization. And your father is an asshole for not supporting you.

“He tried to sneak the condom off mid-act”

Any guy who thinks this is acceptable needs to be on a sex offender registry. 

To the first person: he made that statement about feminism because he wanted to fuck you. End stop. Don’t let that one single sentence make you stick around in a bad, bad, bad relationship when he’s saying many more sentences that are showing who he really is. Anyone who turns to belittling you is not worthy. It’s

Don’t think about is leaving a news platform, think of it as ways you can interject the news into sitcom fodder. Blackish has been great for this and your moving to a offshoot of this shows just proves the level of quality we can look forward to. We will miss the hell out of you but I, for one, cannot wait to see you