He also donated to Bernie, who was like, fuck you dude I’m giving it to a place that is the opposite of everything you stand for

Fuck that. If he donates the money, keep it. Use it for something worthwhile, but don’t give that shit back.

This legislation doesn’t treat BMI as the measure of health. It treats a doctor’s conclusion following examination as the measure of health.

rarely do i take pleasure in someone else’s visible suffering, but this piece of fucking basura deserves everything coming to him. just can’t believe the outcome; a former white cop, an all-white jury, and (as you say) the brave women who are the most vulnerable in our society did not inspire confidence in our fucked…

Watching that monster cry and shake was the closest thing to any kind of justice I’ve felt in a long while. Fuck him and may the brave women who shared their stories find peace.

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

My personal theory right now is that this is workplace violence where the shooter tried to justify his actions by turning to extremist propaganda. As in, he would have shot up the place even if he wasn’t a Muslim, he was just that special kind of asshole with access to guns.

Plus I like money! You people like money right? And furs? Got wife #3 or 4 wrapped in them right now. Can’t get on the no pork thing with you though.

“and their viewers complain if they repeat outfits too frequently.”

semi-sentient, disappointingly bland salt lick Donald Trump

Or are they the ones from the drugs&prositution scandal???

I feel for the Secret Service agents who have to guard Trump. Or do you think they send the lowest of the low over there? Like the ones who sorta fell asleep on the job, or arrived at a potential bomb site drunk?

“president, founding member, vice-president, treasurer, secretary, and sole member of the...”

Fantastic concept.

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

I’d be ok calling Jezebel “Joharibel” for the day.

There is no unreasonable amount of hype when it comes to Missy.

I am, like, unreasonably hyped up over this goddamn song, lol.