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Erica Washington
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Paraphrasing something I heard a co-worker say: “There are people out there that are hurting and miserable. And they will despise you for working hard, and doing better than they are. They literally want everybody else to be as miserable as they are.”

I love my Kindle Fire HD, but for everyday writing needs, you will pry my Pentel R.S.V.P Medium Black, out of my cold dead hands. Comfort grip, writes smoothly, and lasts forever.

My friends weren’t nice enough to wait until there was some sort of breakup. Chew on that for a second.

As I noted above, I am not anti-woman, so much as I have had some truly horrific “friendships” over the years.

Before you start getting the notion that I am anti-woman, please note that I have had some incredibly excremental, one-sided, needlessly competitive female friends.

We’ve always said it’s because we never liked the same drugs or men

We usually just go for individuals every summer. She has 4C hair, and our usual braider puts them in in such a way that they absolutely stay put from the last day of school (right around the end of June) until labor day weekend, which is when I usually take them out. With all of the normal maintenance of course:

Meh. My daughter had them over the summer, and neither one of us cared for them. They didn’t really last the entire eight weeks I leave my daughter’s braids in. Maybe the lady that did them didn’t do them tight enough. I have no idea. I mean they were cute while they lasted, but after that, meh.

+1000 for the Jack and Jill shoutout. You speak my language!

Happy New Year’s Eve, Jezzies!

I have never been so ready to leave work in my life. There is hardly anybody here, and although I have had a few calls, it’s basically been nothing urgent. Happy to have a job, but LOATHE seat warming for the sake of saying that someone came into the office.

But that begs the question: Who decides on the definition of obscenity?

I am of two minds about this:

diversity does not equal white woman plus MOC

This is a far nicer picture that what I had in mind about Putin “riding” Trump into the WH.

Los Angeles native here, born and bred. I really can’t see myself living anywhere else. I guess I am spoiled.

I came here for this. Was not disappointed.

Mother and baby, together forever:

My fellow smart-asses of the world, I salute you!