I had to search like crazy but for anyone else here wondering, the new shop is supposed to open on 11/12/2017 and the address is 5925 Old York Road. Supposedly there will also be a massage bed. 

Clearly, both Brennon Jones and Sean Johnson are “A-Cut-Above”

You know what expanded access to mental health treatment? Obamacare and the Medicaid expansion.

And if they try to delete conversations (because they are not a smart as they fancy themselves to be), I’m gonna be here for when that gets exposed.

A bath for spa purposes is incredibly relaxing! But people out here acting like these bath bombs get the crud off their skin. #imnofool #usealoofah #takeashower

This is a plan by Japanese cats (they’ve got a whole island full of them, dontcha know) to make their owners more flavorful before eating them.

Frail? Dude on the left hasn’t missed any meals since 1983.

Glad they didn’t get bail. They’re only “too old and frail” to be in jail because they managed to evade justice for over three decades. They weren’t too old and frail when they horribly killed a fellow human for the most bullshit of reasons. I find myself not giving a damn about their comfort and health now.

The second cold case is about finding who stole all these people’s lips.

“Why is everybody retiring and buying some Bermudan real estate all of a sudden?”

Me:

Why are you eating at Qdoba and not Chipotle?

Did we really have to dress up as Sexy Bert and/or Sexy Ernie?

You just updated Manafort?

You can never go too far IMO