Can I bribe you with some baked goods to stop?

Emphasizing “people,” not “person” seems to increase the success rate.

Well... there go my chinese vacation plans.

Point me to Chancellor’s “I’m starting my own gym” GoFundMe, please. My wallet is ready.

It almost sounds like a movie it’s so bad.

This is like when my friend caught his girlfriend cheating on him and her excuse was “But you were never meant to find out!”

“those were private comments and never meant to be public.”

It’s because you send Breanna emails that all essentially say “Look at this fucked up shit” and then she writes about it. And it’s always the most fucked up shit!

Places my black ass will never visit:

I feel your Bre. I’m reading this all like...

I suspect that this was the look that Nana originally offered:

amazing and touching. The grandmother’s initial defensive reaction was hilarious :)

Damn it, Breanna, I love this story so much! Thank you for this. We needed it today.

My favorite part of the story was when Nana was initially convinced that it was a trick, only to discover real kindness. It reduced my rage for about 10 minutes.

There are a few variations - google “deadly friend gif” - but that’s a nice crisp version.

It’s like they go out of their way to prove why the damn protests happen to begin with. I mean...you think it’s disrespectful to kneel for the anthem, so you go full nazi? I....yeah. That says far more about you than it does about the players, moron.

You smell that? It’s the sweet smell of litigation.

“It is a choice for students to participate in extracurricular activities, not a right, and we at Bossier Schools feel strongly that our teams and organizations should stand in unity to honor our nation’s military and veterans,”

All, please invest in a good quality dashcam if you haven’t done so already. Something that is low maintenance, easy to use, and can stay on even if your car is turned off.