#blackmenaremagictoo

How you know me so well? Me the entire time:

this description is perfect. lol.

I’m sorry in advance: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article212189339.html

What did I ever do to you to warrant this slander, Camper? lol

magical negro powers, don’t you know. Patmon could have seriously damaged the car and injured its occupants.

all fair points. I’m just not sure a black cop would have gotten away so smooth. So maybe all of the above?

don’t slander ambien that way. lolol

PLEASE. I will be first in line to purchase.

*screams into oblivion* I fucking hate you right now. iasfapifudafa. I cannot.

Listen. You know it’s true. They were like #nope #hardpass

daakadjofaofa[u. PETTY. But yes. Y’lan...yum

you know she’s a hater.

the tastiest

your pettiness delights me.

your pettiness delights me.

West Indian massive unite!

these gifs though

OMG!! aidadufad. Definitely adding.