On the “Things I Happen To Hate” spectrum—which, unfortunately, seems to be lengthening as I age—Halloween is…
On the “Things I Happen To Hate” spectrum—which, unfortunately, seems to be lengthening as I age—Halloween is…
Ha! Got you, didn’t I? You clicked on this—hastily, lustily, thirsty as a motherfucker—to read a review of Kanye…
I’m reminded, today, a day after Donald Trump called his impeachment inquiry a lynching—and an hour after reading…
You can find some of the very worst people in the world on Twitter, in barbershops, at bars, and anywhere else the…
I am being generous (to myself) when thinking that half the people reading this will have at least one of the…
Mostly, Joker was what I expected it to be.
It was somewhat disconcerting for my cousin, a cop in Washington, D.C., to attend my book event at Politics and…
Perhaps the most telling aspect of thrift shop fedora repurposed as a strip club daytime shift buffet tray with…
Joe Biden has settled into the BarcaLounger and Burn Notice phase of his life. Which is fine! My dad is there too,…
So before I write this thing, I have to admit that, right now, I’m about to do a version of a thing that deeply…
The conversation about Brandt Jean’s hug of convicted murderer Amber Guyger has mostly cannibalized both the news of…
I don’t pretend to know the mechanics of how most things work. I don’t know why nutmeg matters so much when making…
I don’t remember exactly what Kotaku staff editor Natalie Degraffinried said a month ago when attempting to convince…
I eat salads often now, because I have transitioned to a phase of my life where I’m expected to eat them often, and…
If you need an example of the level of danger Pittsburgh’s black population faces for just living in the city, drive…
It was revealed late this morning that sentient house arrest anklet stuffed into an empty Iron City bottle Ben…
Between two and four times a week, I come home from whatever it is I was doing before, I change into gym-appropriate…
There should be a word to describe the thing that happens when you have a new favorite word for a month or so and…