It’s a device you’ll often see in comedies.

0:08: The first shot you see is one of KOCO-TV morning anchors Alex Housden and Jason Hackett seated next to each…

Of the myriad possible metaphors for the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich craze of 2019—which is a thing I will tell my kids…

I don’t remember when exactly I first realized there was such a thing as class. I think I might have been 10 or 11,…

It begins the same way each time.

1. Apt

So let’s just get this out of the way immediately.

I’m still processing some aspects of both Euphoria’s season finale and the entire completed season. (Namely, whether…

Sentient Stacy Adams shoebox Jason Whitlock is trending again today, for the same reason that his name always appears…

A few weeks ago, while my wife and I were kicking it with some friends at a Pirates game, the subject turned to…

And I feel much better.

1. Wait...what?

Remember that scene in literally every superhero origin story, when the superhero person did some super shit in…

Yoga is cool. Exercise is fine. Sex is great. Rest is sublime. But if you really want to practice an exciting and…

It’s mid-July, which means it’s almost August, which means it’s almost fall, which means it’s almost that time of…

Later this month, my wife and I will celebrate our five year anniversary. Which feels like an accomplishment. Not…

Maybe 15 years ago, upset that I couldn’t remember the details of these epic dreams I kept having, I started…

I really don’t know what to write to introduce this video, so I’m just going to be literal. It has recently been…

Soggy toilet paper sheet repurposed as a mesh romper for bougie chipmunks David Brooks emerged from his seltzer…

“I didn’t expect to know this much about your dick.”