10 Things Everyone Loves but I Pretty Much HateSo there’s an unpopular opinion prompt thing going around Facebook—where you’re asked to list 10 things everyone…ByDamon YoungPublishedApril 1, 2020
Introverts Hate This Shit Too, Y'allI grew up on a block with killers, crack dealers, dope fiends, stick-up kids, at least two arsonists, arbitrarily…ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 31, 2020
A Word of Encouragement to All the Black Men Who Desperately Need Haircuts Right NowI see you, fam. Really, I do.ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 30, 2020
Unfortunately, The Worst People Will Survive This TooThe compulsion to convince ourselves that bad things will eventually happen to bad people can be seductive and…ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 27, 2020
How to Be a Successful Writer in 2020It’s a question I’m asked during book talks, while signing books after said talks, on panels, in emails, through…ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 26, 2020
What Color-Coding the Books in My Office Taught Me About LifeNothing. ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 24, 2020
Are We Obligated to Snitch on and Publicly Shame Coronavirus Deniers?If you’re the type of person who believes, for instance, that AIDS can be cured with paprika, your belief is…ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 23, 2020
We're Just Not Built for This (and It's Fine to Admit That)When faced with a life-altering and potentially life-ending crisis—a cancer diagnosis, for instance, or a terrorist…ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 20, 2020
A Social Distancing Silver Lining? The Complete Eradication of Small TalkIf you know me, it shouldn’t be a shock to you that this social distancing thing feels specifically tailored for…ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 18, 2020
America's Response to the Coronavirus Is a Natural Consequence of White SupremacyIt’s crucial to remember, when attempting to place both the Trump presidency and the devotion he still receives…ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 17, 2020
You're Working From Home, Stressed, and Want to Defeat the Coronavirus? Masturbate!In just the past 24 hours, the NBA suspended its season, the NCAA suspended most conference tournaments (and, by the…ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 12, 2020
A Conversation With a Wise Old Black Negro Who Voted for Joe Biden“Hey Sweetie,” Miss Mable said, as she welcomed me onto her porch. “Would you like some tea?” Mable Jenkins was…ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 11, 2020
Donald Trump Will NOT Catch the Coronavirus, So Don't Pray For It to Happen or Try to Speak It Into ExistenceI’m not quite sure when exactly it happened, but at some point in the past week my coronavirus-related anxiety…ByDamon YoungPublishedMarch 9, 2020
An Open Letter to the (White) Men in Airport Restrooms Who Refuse to Wash Their HandsHey Thad. It is Thad, right? How did I know that was your name? Lucky guess, I guess. Anyway, I know you’re in a…ByDamon YoungPublishedFebruary 26, 2020
A Eulogy for 'But What About Harvey Weinstein, Tho?'We regret to inform you that “But What About Harvey Weinstein, Tho?”—the bizarre and increasingly popular defense of…ByDamon YoungPublishedFebruary 24, 2020
My Life as a Black Who Flies First Class“What do you call a black man in first class?” I asked the gate agent, as I stood first in the first-class line, so…ByDamon YoungPublishedFebruary 18, 2020
Snoop Doesn't Love Kobe, He Just Hates Black WomenUnless you belong to an arbitrarily specific religion that prays exclusively to Gayle King and/or Oprah Winfrey,…ByDamon YoungPublishedFebruary 10, 2020
10 Reasons Why Inviting White People to the Mythical 'Cookout' Is Stupid and Silly and Needs to Stop Forever1. Because it’s stupid and silly.ByDamon YoungPublishedFebruary 7, 2020
Now playing America's Got Ash: Where Does Terry Crews Fit On The Ash Spectrum?1. Wait, there are levels of ash? Yup!PublishedFebruary 5, 2020
Terry Crews Is AshyThere are, according to my research, three grades of ash; each uncomfortable in its own way, but one a bit deeper…ByDamon YoungPublishedJanuary 29, 2020