On Processing My Messy Feelings About Kobe Bryant’s Myth, Life and DeathThe first time I saw Kobe Bryant play live was at the McDonald’s All-American Basketball Game in 1996. The game was…ByDamon YoungPublishedJanuary 27, 2020
Tyler Perry Is America’s Greatest EntertainerThere comes a point in every full-throated internet or in-person defense of Tyler Perry when the arguments begin to…ByDamon YoungPublishedJanuary 22, 2020
Maybe Meghan Markle Was Just Tired of Eating Baked Beans and Eggs on Toast for BreakfastAny list of the pleasant surprises from the months of book-related touring, talks, events, and appearances in 2019…ByDamon YoungPublishedJanuary 9, 2020
An Open Letter to All the Disrespectful Negroes Who Went to Ghana and Ditched Us in Triflin'-Ass AmericaFirstly, I hate each and every one of you. Secondly, I’m not even sure if “firstly” is a word—it felt awkward in my…ByDamon YoungPublishedJanuary 2, 2020
Christmas Gift Ideas for the Washed Black Dads in Your LifeAs a washed black dad myself, I’m well-versed in all things washed black dad. I wouldn’t quite call myself a maven…ByDamon YoungPublishedDecember 24, 2019
I Will Never Forgive White People for Donald TrumpI forget sometimes that Donald Trump is president. ByDamon YoungPublishedDecember 19, 2019
30 Questions for the Way Too Aggressive Card Chip Reader at Target Last Night1. When I was done making my purchase yesterday—a Wilton Icing Writing Black Pen and three Sterilite Clearview Latch…ByDamon YoungPublishedDecember 18, 2019
Pete Buttigieg Is (Also) Lying About His AgeI was tempted to begin this by saying I’m ashamed to admit that I haven’t been paying much attention to the…ByDamon YoungPublishedDecember 17, 2019
Maybe It’s Time to Just Burn Down Every PlantationThe most telling revelation from the now-concluded spectacular first season of Watchmen came directly after its…ByDamon YoungPublishedDecember 16, 2019
Pittsburgh Doesn’t Deserve Mike TomlinSo this premise is already operating at a deficit: If born, I guess, you deserve the ability to continue living, and…ByDamon YoungPublishedDecember 9, 2019
If You See Someone With a Plate of Half-Eaten Wings, They Probably Just Had Some Trash Wings, That's AllA now-viral image of five chicken wings—each in a different state of completion—has lit the internet on fire,…ByDamon YoungPublishedDecember 6, 2019
Quiz: How 'Black, But Not Like You Regular Blacks' Are You?1. As a kid, what music did you listen to?ByDamon YoungPublishedDecember 3, 2019
NBA Player Calls Black Women 'Bulldogs,' Then Defends Himself by...Quoting Dr. King?I think I have some thoughts today about Patrick Patterson, the NBA player who implied that black women are…ByDamon YoungPublishedNovember 25, 2019
You Know, Sometimes People Lose the Fights That They StartHappy Friday!ByDamon YoungPublishedNovember 15, 2019
Now playing Why 'Cancel Culture' Doesn't ExistWhat do the Loch Ness Monster, Santa Claus, hot Travis Scott verses, and “cancel culture” have in common? They don’t…PublishedNovember 15, 2019
The NFL Is Just Not That Into Colin Kaepernick, and This Sham 'Workout' Proves ItWhile thinking about the nebulous “workout” the NFL recently offered to Colin Kaepernick, I’m reminded of...He’s…ByDamon YoungPublishedNovember 14, 2019
40 Questions for the People Who Stand as Soon as the Plane Lands(Disclaimer: If you’re physically impaired in some capacity and need to stand as soon as the plane lands, please…ByDamon YoungPublishedNovember 8, 2019
10 Worthwhile Hobbies For These Bored Billionaires Who So Obviously Need Them1. Cross-country road trips, where they drive to different states just to hunt and eat other rich people.ByDamon YoungPublishedNovember 8, 2019
10 Thoughts on What the Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich Craze Says About Black People and Our Misplaced Priorities1. ZipByDamon YoungPublishedNovember 5, 2019
I Will Never Forgive America for Trying to Convince Me That Richard Spencer Is ‘Dapper’The pathologically un-rewatchable Joker has become the highest-grossing R-rated movie in history, surpassing Deadpool…ByDamon YoungPublishedNovember 5, 2019