You Don’t Need to Pull Your Mask Down to Talk to Me.

All fairness she's actually wearing them for their intended purpose. Also it's not 1997. 

Shit like this is why black men are going to be a problem this election season. All the Markey Bros lost their shit when he showed up with $300 Nike’s but Kamala steps off a plane in Cons and Timberlands and “fake woke” lose their minds. Yeah I guess Bernie sporting a Ghetto blaster and a chicken leg was wholesome…

Rockin them joints wrong, dunny. 

She’s going to keep this viral shoe thing going. I’d bet money she’s showing up at a CNN Town Hall in some Jordan I’s.

At least they’re not Timbalams.

The shrimp and grits and bacon is REAL.

This is erasure Mr. Young; some of us are also gay men.

I truly feel like a team of 10 or so people, including journalists, front office people, NBA historians, former players, and statisticians, could come together like NBA 2k, and figure out metrics and values.

I’m not at war with black men; I love them very much. I’m at war with misogynists. If you think the two are automatically synonymous, that’s on you, but that’s not a belief I hold, nor is it a generalization I’ll accept having projected upon me.

I love you, friend. This was good. 

Yeah, it sucks and we’ve said as much on our website.

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I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

Font. Aft. Wage. Vigor. Muse. Amid. Nil. Null. Blot.

I don’t remember how much it costs.

the greater Pittsburgh area only has like a couple of Popeye’s?

Adding to the unwillingness to believe this is the fact that Popeyes are hard to find in the greater Pittsburgh area.

Can Someone Please Give Jason Whitlock a Hug or Invite Him to Brunch or Something?

“Your dick would be distraught!”