jordan *brands*

i’ve read this comment four times--twice on my phone, and twice now on my laptop--and my response to it is still “?????????”

yeah, the places where wings are a garnish to the experience of watching sports are usually the worst spots. but those are also the biggest chains, and the jackals who sell the most wings.

and i think most pizza, while usually satisfying, is perfectly mid.

unfortunately, when you said “i’ve never had garbage wings” all i read was “i’m not discerning enough with my wing taste to declare any wings to be garbage. therefore, i am a feckless jackal.”

sorry.

tu motherfuckin shea

yeah, this is exactly my point. i’m not calling this dangerous and potentially murderous woman a “karen.”

also to be clear, i am not anti suit. i own several suits. nice ones (i think). even like three skinny-ish suits from suitsupply. which give me trouble because of my thighs, but the look is worth the pain.

i’m just anti-coordinating an effort to coordinate suits to “change a narrative” that can’t be changed by your…

1000 jumps in a row would’ve been A LOT for 21 year old athlete me. 41 year old washed dad me needs to pace myself. 

very

But Stringer wasn’t totally stupid. He just needed Avon to balance him out.

a coincidence is possible, sure. but come on, lol. lebron leads the cavs to the greatest series comeback ever—against the team with the best record ever. and of all the time the pathologically competitive mike had to agree to do the series, with people badgering him about it, this just happened to be the time he said…

even that would have holes though, because, even after controlling for pace of play, teammates, etc, of how difficult is it to compare people across eras. definitive answers just can’t happen, but we can speculate!

Yes, actually. As the people who actually produced this project said, it’s not a coincidence that Mike finally said “Yup, let’s do it” at the exact same time that LeBron had his greatest achievement. The proof is literally a click away. 

i don’t actually hate it. it’s not garbage at all, it’s just drake.

i actually laughed just now (and fixed the typos!)

“Anyone who wears American (freedumb!) flag attire can get coronavirus as far as I am concerned”

i get that feeling, but the more of them that get it, the more it’ll be spread to other people.

the grays are very entertaining today

#maiyshathegoat

thanks homie!