lol, will do. 

the big title needed some company

tu motherfuckin shea

you think i’m hardcore now, what till you see my pocket watch.

i’ll put that on my eyelids

well it’s either that or get your hair cut at sears

so i made a mistake. instead of a medium rare steak (which i’ve eaten) i meant rare (which i will not). carry on. 

this is a good point. that word does have certain political and gendered connotations, but fuck if it doesn’t roll of the tongue when talking about his ass. from now on, though, ima just call him a wimp.

ikea does entire kitchens!

“yesha” must be swahili for “you a damn lie.”

i always assumed he was white. learn something new every day. also, this is officially the last sentence, word, or thought I’m going to devote to 6ix9ine.

More additions:

the potential for entertainment

who knew there were so many october truthers?

Shit. Forgot blue collar. And also white collar. Apparently white people are the only people with collars.

“reported”

That’s not ‘hating’ on LeBron, it’s just truth.

this meme hasn’t aged well

speak for yourself

you mean 60+