Florida Just Doesn’t Want Former Prisoners to VoteFirst, Florida voters did something so un-Florida-like that everyone outside of Florida was like, “Bitch, do y’all…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 24, 2020
Trump to Rep. Ilhan Omar: How’s Your Country Doing? Omar to Trump: This Is My Country, Ho! (OK, I Added the Ho)Trump knows that he’s down in the polls, so that means tickling the taint of his base, which always involves dimming…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 23, 2020
Republican State Representative: Hey, Sorry About the Recorded Racist, Homophobic Statements I MadeI once called an editor an asshole.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 23, 2020
President Trump Continues to Be a Racist, Upholds Ban on Race Discrimination TrainingOn Tuesday, President Trump extended his ban on race sensitivity and sex-based discrimination training because the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 23, 2020
This Is Probably Going to Get Ugly Fast: First Trump-Biden Debate Topics Include Race, Coronavirus and the Supreme CourtThere are certain things that we already know are going to be painful to watch. Childbirth is one. Mike Tyson versus…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 22, 2020
Billionaire Michael Bloomberg Pays ‘Poll Tax’ for 32,000 Felons in Florida So They Can VoteFlorida is fucked up. Like sometimes when I think about hell, I imagine that it’s a lot like Florida without Miami…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 22, 2020
9/22/20Trump Continues to Lie About COVID-19, Claims It Isn’t a Risk for Young PeopleThere are only two kinds of people in the world: Those of us who follow uncompromised science and fucking idiots.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 22, 2020
RBG’s Body Isn’t Even Buried and Sen. Lindsey Graham Is Bragging They Have the Votes to Fill Her Supreme Court SeatIf there are people who still believe that the Republican Party has a conscience, then I would like to talk to you…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 22, 2020
Florida Gov. Just Made It Easy for Drivers to Run Over Black Lives Matter ProtestersIf the Devil hawked a loogie and that mound of phlegm grew feet and arms it would be Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. He…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 21, 2020
Trump Has Already Narrowed His Supreme Court List Down and Could Announce His Choice by the End of the WeekI know that I shouldn’t be surprised by the unrelenting heartlessness of this administration, but I am. That’s the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 21, 2020
The Trump Administration Just Announced White Studies CommissionOn Thursday, the president of people who like to take their dogs to Home Depot announced the “Stephen Miller totally…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 18, 2020
Trump to Ban TikTok App Downloads Because of Y'all's Little Viral DancesDisclaimer: I don’t TikTok. I’ve never dropped it low. I don’t wobble and I barely swag surfed. I did, however, once…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 18, 2020
Attorney General Bill Barr Has Lost His Damn MindWhen Trump appointed Bill Barr to be his attorney general, it was clear that Trump wanted a hitman to do his dirty…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 17, 2020
Skee Wee See Y’all: The Ladies of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority Inc. Have Been Donating $19.08 to the Biden-Harris CampaignNot only are Black women the backbone of the Democratic Party, but never let it be said that the ladies of Alpha…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 17, 2020
Sen. Lindsey Graham Flexed His Tax Returns and Then Played HimselfSouth Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham is what happens when pantyhose, a wet piece of notebook paper, and rotten…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 16, 2020
Trump Shares Fake Video of Joe Biden Playing NWA’s Song About the Police. Yep, That SongPresident Trump is a fake president, so it’s not shocking that the president of people who listen to white people’s a…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 16, 2020
Trump Interrupted a Black Woman While She Spoke During a Town Hall. It Didn’t Go WellRumor has it that it was a Black woman who walked into then-President George Washington’s dressing chamber and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 16, 2020
South Dakota Attorney General Thought He Hit a Deer. Turns Out He Killed a ManSouth Dakota Attorney General Jason Ravnsborg told police that he thought he hit a deer while driving Saturday night;…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 14, 2020
Did the Trump Administration Pressure the CDC to Change COVID-19 Reports? Democrats Are InvestigatingIt’s no secret that Trump is a COVID-19 denier. In fact, I don’t think there is any denier who has ever been on the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 14, 2020
Trump Thee Dicktator Believes He’s Owed a 3rd Term as President Because Democrats Ruined His First OneTo hear Trump tell it, he would’ve gotten away with everything had not been for those pesky Democrats. So if he wins…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 14, 2020