Trump’s Medicare Chief Spent $6 Million of Taxpayers’ Money on Glow Up, Including a $2,933 Girl’s Night OutMedicare administrator Seema Verma can’t be blamed for falling victim to the fantasy that is Instagram. Let he who…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 11, 2020
Book: Trump Bragged That He 'Saved' Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince After Jamal Khashoggi’s Brutal MurderJamal Khashoggi was a Washington Post columnist who’d been critical of the Saudi kingdom and more specifically Saudi…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 11, 2020
Trump: This Is All Bob Woodward’s FaultOn Wednesday, excerpts from Washington Post associate editor Bob Woodward’s new book, Rage, began popping up online.…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 10, 2020
Puck From The Real World and the Rest of Trump’s Possible Supreme Court Picks Should He Get ReelectedWe already know that Trump doesn’t know how any of this works. He literally doesn’t understand the workings of the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 10, 2020
Bob Woodward’s New Book Claims Trump Knew COVID-19 Was Deadly and Lied About ItWorld-renowned journalist Bob Woodward has the distinction of being one of the only journalists (along with Carl…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 9, 2020
Some Norwegian Man Has Nominated Trump for the 2021 Nobel Peace Prize, and It Totally Makes Sense2020 has been a dumpster fire of a year.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 9, 2020
The Justice Department Wants to Defend Trump in Defamation Suit by Author Accusing the President of RapeIn what can only be described as the most fuckity fuckshit coming out of September (I would love to say this year,…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 9, 2020
Herman Cain Tweets the Coronavirus Is Not That Deadly, Weeks After Dying From the Disease Caused by the CoronavirusI don’t know who is running Herman Cain’s account but if it is Herman Cain’s ghost I’m going to need him to go after…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 31, 2020
Trump Calls Armed American Terrorists Who Stormed Portland ‘Great Patriots,’ Completely Ignores Their Violent ActionsThe president of American terrorists is doing that thing in which he celebrates violence against American protesters.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 31, 2020
Earn Our Votes: The Black National Convention Aims to Set an Agenda That Both Political Parties Must AddressIf there won’t be peace, then let there be a lesson in the destruction of Black bodies. Let the funerals of those…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 28, 2020
Day 4: Satan Slept, and What We’ve Learned Now That the Republican National Convention Has EndedSo what did we learn?ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 28, 2020
Trump Wants Biden to Take Drug Test Before First DebateI don’t think we ever discussed the similarities between President Trump and boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 27, 2020
Day 3 of the How to Make White Friends and Ignore Black Death Conference, aka the Republican National ConventionThe Republican National Convention dragged on into day three and pulled America into an alternate universe in which…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 27, 2020
Politicos Want Biden Out of the Basement. Stay Your Ass Right There, JoeApparently some Democrats and Republicans have been making fun of Democratic presidential Joe Biden’s respect for…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 26, 2020
Milwaukee Bucks Won't Let America Look Away, Refuse to Play Game 5 to Keep Focus on Police Shooting of Jacob Blake [Update: NBA Postpones Today's Playoff Games]In what can only be called a monumental moment in sports history, the Milwaukee Bucks—the national basketball team…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 26, 2020
Satan’s Starting 5 Took the Stage for Day 2 of the Republican National ConventionDay 2 of Satan’s pep rally couldn’t even get started before it was bogged down in controversy.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 26, 2020
We’ve Got to Talk About This Jerry Falwell Jr. Cuckold MessThe whole thing is too hot for TV-level messy. It’s Jerry Springer’s cameraman chasing the pool boy backstage messy.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 25, 2020
Was Donald Trump Jr. on Cocaine? And Other Questions From the First Day of the Republican National ConventionOn Monday, Satan had his first Zoom call and the results were a baffling mess of mayonnaise-slathered fuckshit. Day…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 25, 2020
Trump Might Not Know New York Attorney General Letitia James, But He’s Gonna Learn TuhdayI keep trying to tell y’all this, and I feel like this is not getting to the people in the back, but New York…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 24, 2020
Kellyanne Conway Is Leaving Trump Administration to Keep Daughter From Posting Family Business on Social MediaLook, The Root uses the same cutoff marker that amusement park rides use to determine who can get on this ride. We…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedAugust 24, 2020