Trump: I Got the Coronavirus to Prove I Could Beat It Because That’s What Leaders Do!President Outbreak Monkey left Walter Reed Military National Military Medical Center Monday night and then took his…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 6, 2020
Trump's Going Home and Tweets ‘Don’t Be Afraid of COVID.’ Oh, and His Campaign Is Attacking Joe Biden for Not Catching the CoronavirusStop me if you’ve heard this before: The president is using Twitter to spread misinformation about COVID-19.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 5, 2020
A Coronavirus Cotillion: White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Tests Positive for COVID-19White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, affectionately called McEnemyOfTheState, has tested positive for…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 5, 2020
The Walter Reed Coronavirus Parade: Trump’s Lying and Recklessness Has Turned Us All Into Conspiracy TheoristsPresident Trump is a liar.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 5, 2020
Utah Sen. Mike Lee, Integral Member of Judiciary Committee Considering New Supreme Court Justice, Tests Positive for COVID-19On Friday, Utah Sen. Mike Lee, a key member of the Senate Judiciary Committee considering the nomination of Amy…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 2, 2020
We’ve Got to Talk About These Melania TapesI’m not a braggart.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 2, 2020
President and First Lady Test Positive for COVID-19, Trump Showing Minor SymptomsAs America woke to prepare themselves for the end of the work week, the news came fast and furious: President Donald…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 2, 2020
Judge Finds That Trump’s Federal Law Enforcement Commission Is Fugazi Since It Only Includes PoliceOnly the president and America’s most crooked top cop could’ve thought that it was legal to launch a law enforcement…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 1, 2020
Letter From Trump Praising Trump Added to Food Aid Recipients' BoxesIn the latest episode of “Make sure everyone knows that I did this for them,” the Department of Agriculture (surely…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 1, 2020
Trump Officials Told to Make Sympathetic Comments About Accused Killer Kyle RittenhouseA 17-year-old boy arrived at a Black Lives Matter protest in Kenosha, Wisc., armed with an AR-15-style rifle. Those…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 1, 2020
After Telling the Proud Boys to Wait for the Signal, Trump Now Claims He Doesn’t Know Who They AreOn Wednesday, the president of people who openly root for the Proud Boys brand of whatever the hell it is they do…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 30, 2020
Donald Trump Jr. Speaks Rapidly Before Debate; Twitter Wants to Know If He’s on CokeTuesday was a big day for the Trump family—and no, the family wasn’t going to meet Melania’s boyfriend. “Big…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 30, 2020
5 Things We Learned From the Worst Verzuz Battle in American HistoryIf the Rockettes dressed in poop emoji costumes kicked oversized, stuffed poop emojis into a crowd of NASCAR fans…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 30, 2020
Adderall Versus Nothing at All (Maybe): 5 Things to Watch for in Tuesday’s Presidential DebateTwo old white men fighting in a Walmart parking lot is what we can expect at Tuesday night’s presidential debate and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 29, 2020
How Trump’s 2016 Campaign Used Facebook to Target and Deter 3.5 Million Black Voters: ReportTrump’s 2016 campaign used every trick possible to steal the election. When he wasn’t using Russian interference in…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 29, 2020
Former Trump Campaign Manager Hospitalized After Police Find Him Armed and Threatening Self-Harm and Somehow Manage Not to Shoot HimBeing white looks like having a moment, a desperate moment, in which everything inside your brain turns to TV static…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 28, 2020
President Trump Is Putin’s Drug Holder and Other Things We Learned From Trump’s TaxesWhenever a rapper or an NBA player travels, they need a person who is willing to carry the drugs. That person is…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 28, 2020
The Trump Administration Gave a Journalist an Award Then Took it Back After Realizing She Criticized Trump and Then They Lied About All of itThe Trump administration is skullduggerish AF.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 25, 2020
Lindsey Graham Finally Understands Righteous America’s True Feelings About Him: ‘They Hate My Guts’For years, all of us, the collective us that hate everything that Trump’s spray-tanned fingers have touched, have…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 25, 2020
Trump to Ballots: I’m Going to Punch You in the Nuts!I’m not sure what ballots have done to President Trump but he hates them.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedSeptember 24, 2020