Obama: Trump Was a Fan Who Became a HaterOur forever president until further notice confirmed that the president of white supremacy, Donald Trump, led the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 15, 2020
Sen. Kamala Harris Halts Campaign Travel After Staffer Tests Positive for COVID-19Not today, Satan.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 15, 2020
Harvard Study Finds Trump Is Responsible for Spreading Misinformation About Mail-in Voting, Not Social MediaSince it became clear that the president was losing in the polling and that a global pandemic was pushing more and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 14, 2020
President Trump Is the Dikembe Mutombo of Blocking...His TaxesPresident Trump was never going to show his taxes.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 14, 2020
President Petty and NBC to Host Town Hall on Same Day and Time as Biden’s Town Hall on ABCPresident COVID-45, the same man who refused to host a Zoom debate, will now take part in a NBC News town hall event…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 14, 2020
Goddamnit, Joe. Not Like This: Biden Campaign Launches Battle Rap AdI hate when old people do this.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 13, 2020
VanillaISIS Also Discussed Kidnapping Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam, FBI SaysThe white male terrorists accused of plotting to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer also contemplated “taking…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 13, 2020
President COVID-45 Holds Rally and Wants to Kiss ‘Guys’ and ‘Beautiful Women’President Superspreader just can’t keep his COVID-19 to himself. On Monday, not only did the president, who claims…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 13, 2020
The ‘Why Are We Doing This and Not Passing a Stimulus Package?’ Supreme Court Confirmation Hearing for Amy Coney Barrett Began on MondayWhy?ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 12, 2020
This Has to be the Most Bizarre Trump Story of All TimeI still can’t believe that this story is true even from this Washington Football Team-ass administration, but…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 12, 2020
Trump: Racists Call It Columbus Day, So I’m Calling It Columbus Day!Christopher Columbus is considered a hero of racists, and rightfully so. He was an inept sailor who stumbled upon an…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 12, 2020
Maya Wiley Announces Run for NYC Mayor, Shades Bill de Blasio's Tragic Run for the White House: 'You Will Never Have to Wonder Whether I'm in Iowa'Maya Wiley, civil rights activist and attorney, has made her candidacy official, announcing it Thursday with a play…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 9, 2020
Trump Is Spiraling, Will Reportedly Undergo Televised Medical Exam a Day After Attacking Kamala, His Cabinet in Unhinged InterviewThe president of people who call computers “puters” will undergo a “medical evaluation” on television, which brings…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 9, 2020
Trump Implies That He Could’ve Gotten COVID-19 From Gold Star FamiliesPresident Donald Trump has consistently proven one thing since taking over the White House: He will do and say…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 8, 2020
Trump Won’t Do Virtual Debate, Wants to Take His Coronavirus on the Road InsteadPresident Trump wants to yell at Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden in person or he doesn’t want to yell at…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 8, 2020
The Fly and Blood in Mike Pence’s Eye: 5 Takeaways From the Vice Presidential DebateSo it happened. The Mike Tyson and Roy Jones of vice-presidential candidates finally faced off behind plexiglass,…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 8, 2020
Trump: Stimulus Talks Are Off Unless I Win! Also Trump: My Bad, Stimulus Talks are Back OnPresident Quid Pro Quo tried to hold America’s stimulus checks hostage because he’s a master negotiator, and by…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 7, 2020
Mike Pence Objected to the Plexiglass for Tonight's Debate. Now He’s Fine With It. Could It Have Anything to Do With Stephen Miller Testing Positive for Coronavirus?White America’s Vice President Mike Pence knows that he’s in trouble.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 7, 2020
The Real Reason for the Plexiglass and Other Things to Watch for in Wednesday’s Vice Presidential DebateTurns out that the social distancing and plexiglass requirements during Wednesday’s presidential debate had nothing…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 6, 2020
Michelle Obama Did Not Come to Play With You or Your Little Friends in Voter Video Message: ‘7 Months Later and He Still Won’t Wear a Mask’The former first lady took a break from exfoliating, drinking water from the Nigerian Alps and frolicking in a…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 6, 2020