Jamie Harrison Is Going to Beat the Brakes off Sen. Lindsey Graham (Votingly) and 4 Other Down Ballot Races We Need to WatchMy mother taught English in D.C. Public Schools for more than 50 years. One day, I went to her class to help her…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 27, 2020
Republican Senate Ike Turners Judge Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court, Successfully Forcing America to Eat the Goddamn CakeUnless Seattle Seahawks wide receiver D.K. Metcalf can run down judge Amy Coney Barrett and tackle her before she…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 26, 2020
So Congress Can Hold a Weekend Session to Push the Confirmation of a Handmaid but Can’t Run Us Our Stimulus Money?Whenever I think of why people vote for Republicans, I always wonder if poverty doesn’t affect them. I wonder if…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 23, 2020
The NFL's Black Lives Matter Push Was BS. Majority of NFL PAC Donations Went to RepublicansWe should’ve known that once the NFL started loving the movement without the people who helped push the narrative…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 23, 2020
A Black Woman Just Won the Presidential Debate Between Two Old White MenIt only took one practice run, a positive coronavirus diagnosis, the refusal to have a virtual debate, a Black…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 23, 2020
Trump Just Posted the 60 Minutes Video to Facebook Because He’s Petty AFBecause the President didn’t like being called on his bullshit during an interview with 60 Minutes, he beat the news…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 22, 2020
When a Black Construction Bag Filled With Dog Poop Interviews a Presidential Colostomy BagJason Whitlock is a black construction bag filled with vomit and precious white things placed inside the bed of a…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 22, 2020
Republicans Move One Step Close to Shoving Amy Coney Barrett Onto the Supreme CourtRepublicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee moved one step closer to making America eat the goddamn cake on…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 22, 2020
The Trump Administration Can’t Find the Parents of 545 Migrant Children They Took at the BorderBecause the Trump administration was created to show us exactly what the devil looks like, in 2018 they issued a …ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 21, 2020
Rudy Giuliani Caught With Hand in His Pants in New Borat MoviePresident Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani is continuing his lifelong reputation of being dried-up elephant…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 21, 2020
Looks Like Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz Was Out Here Twerking for Trump to Get Low Hotel RatesFlorida Rep. Matt Gaetz (R) has been battling South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham (R) for who will get to bronze the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 21, 2020
Eric Trump Is the Dumbest Trump. Tiffany Trump: Hold My Bud Light Lime-A-RitaBefore polling began, America would have assumed that Eric Trump was the dumbest Trump. But a new poll from “Fuck…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 20, 2020
Trump Stopped a Top Secret Intelligence Briefing to Order a MilkshakeMaybe the president of people who know what the hell malts are was just trying to bring the Proud Boys to the yard…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 20, 2020
Former White House National Security Adviser: Trump ‘Will Not Leave Graciously’ If He Loses 2020 ElectionFormer White House National Security Adviser John Bolton, brother of Michael and Ramsey, claims that the orange…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 19, 2020
Trump Bashes Dr. Fauci During Campaign Call: 'He’s a Disaster and an Idiot'President Trumprona Virus opened his anus-shaped mouth to bash the nation’s top infectious-disease expert, Dr.…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 19, 2020
How President Trump Went to Church and Became Every Broke Man at the Strip ClubThere aren’t many times where I can say that President Trump and I share anything in common. In fact, there aren’t…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 19, 2020
White House Warned That Rudy Giuliani Was Target of Russia Misinformation Campaign, and Trump Just Jordan ShruggedTurns out that America isn’t the only country that’s aware of how fucking stupid Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 16, 2020
The Coronavirus Got Chris Christie Shooketh: I Was Wrong. I Should’ve Worn a MaskFormer New Jersey governor and the Cake Boss’ before photo, Chris Christie, revealed that he went from feeling…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 16, 2020
QAnon Supporter? Osama Bin Laden Is Still Alive? How Trump Stole the Battle of the Town Halls but Not the VotersPresident Trump knows how to make good TV.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 16, 2020
Trump’s Personal Lawyer Rudy Giuliani Continues to Be Racist AF as New Video Shows Him Mocking AsiansPresident Trump is taking down everyone on his way (hopefully) out of the White House. Those aligned with him or…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 15, 2020