Biden Takes Leads in Georgia and Pennsylvania, Coming Within a Tick’s Toenail of Becoming Next PresidentCan you hear that noise?ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 6, 2020
If Biden Wins the White House, He May Still Have to Deal With Mitch McConnell, With His Mitch-AssAfter the Senate shoved judge, now justice, Amy Coney Barrett down America’s throat with that sham-ass Supreme Court…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 5, 2020
Day 3 of the Perpetual Queasiness That Is the Presidential ElectionIt’s Thursday. The presidential election was Tuesday. Here is what we know: Nothing and everything.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 5, 2020
‘I’m Deeply Concerned’ About Maine Since Sen. Susan Collins Was ReelectedThe tricycle of Senate evil consists of three wheels: Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), Trump’s whipping boy…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 4, 2020
As Expected, Trump Continues His Delusional Fight Against Mail-In BallotsPresident Donald Trump tries to act like he doesn’t listen to mainstream media but he does and he heard the same…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 4, 2020
Trump Goes on Fox & Friends to Complain About the Good Ole Days When Fox News Was Really BiasedIt’s Election Day!ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 3, 2020
The Root’s Live Election Blog, Prayer Circle and Dumpster Fire Watch PartyWelcome to the season finale of America!ByMichael Harriot, Stephen A. Crockett Jr., and Terrell Jermaine StarrPublishedNovember 3, 2020
Trump Suggests He’ll Fire Dr. Fauci After the ElectionFrom the very beginning of the coronavirus pandemic, Dr. Anthony Fauci and President Trump have butted heads.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 2, 2020
If Trump Has Any Lead on Election Night, He’s Going to Prematurely Declare Victory: ReportThe way elections normally work is that both candidates running for office usually wait until there is no clear path…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 2, 2020
Is Bunker Bitch Barricading Himself in the White House?Looks like the president is building that wall after all.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedNovember 2, 2020
Stimuluses for Err'body: What Democrats Need to Do Should They Take Over CongressThere are unwritten rules in just about everything in life.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 30, 2020
AOC Reminds Republicans That They Only Have 3 Jobs: Drink Water, Don’t Be Racist and Stay Out Her BusinessApparently Republicans have never been invited to a fashion shoot or don’t understand how fashion shoots work or…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 30, 2020
White on White Violence: Jon Ossoff Calls Sen. David Perdue a ‘Crook’ to His FaceFuck Georgia Sen. David Perdue and his family’s chickens.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 29, 2020
Fox News Cut Lindsey Graham Off in the Middle of Him Begging With His Begging AssSouth Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham just can’t stop begging with his begging ass, and you know who is sick of it? Fox…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 29, 2020
Trump Held a Rally in the Freezing Cold and Then Left as All of the Attendees Were StrandedIf the Trump administration’s tenure in office were a metaphor it would be the rally at Omaha’s Eppley Airfield…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 28, 2020
White House Takes Credit for Ending COVID-19 Pandemic as Coronavirus Numbers Hit Daily RecordsIn news that can only be described as “y’all niggas is tripping,” the White House’s science policy office released a…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 28, 2020
Slavery and 4 Other Things We Expect to Happen if Trump Wins a Second TermThere are some who believe that should Trump somehow pull out a victory on Election Day, America is headed for…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 28, 2020
Federal Judge Allows Defamation Case Against Trump to ProceedDo you know why the Department of Justice was trying to get a defamation lawsuit against President Trump by magazine…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 27, 2020
Grasping at Straws: Fox and Friends Has Trump Believing Google Search for ‘Can I Change My Vote’ Means Votes for HimThere was a time after I’d just broken up with my girlfriend when I believed that everything that was happening was…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 27, 2020
Childish House Judiciary Republicans Send Troll Tweet Wishing Hillary Clinton 'Happy Birthday' After Barrett ConfirmationHillary Clinton, the former secretary of state who should’ve been the first female president if not for Russia…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedOctober 27, 2020